I like the Christmas carol 'We Three Kings' very much, which was written by John Henry Hopkins, Jr. in 1857, whilst he served as the rector of Christ Episcopal Church in Williamsport, Pennsylvania.
I have come up with an alternative fun version of the first verse, not to be derogatory, but just because it came to me!
Also I am not advocating getting drunk, however, I think it is ok to have a celebratory Christmas drink during this season when families & friends get together.
My verse is as follows
'We Three Tins of alcohol are
Not in a bottle, not in a jar,
Awaiting drinking, casually sipping,
Available all in the local bar'
