From the CSI: Snow Patrol files by alophoto

From the CSI: Snow Patrol files

I came upon this crime scene this morning. The victim was face down with a carrot sticking from his back. I believe that the weapon was his own nose. The evidence is slowly melting and the trail is getting so cold, it's frosty.

I've seen such great looking snowmen posted on here in the past weeks. We made our first the other day and the snow was dirty. It looked pretty ghetto and not worthy of a 365 photo. When out walking the dog last night, I discovered him knocked over, face down. And then my gears started turning. Yes, he is worthy of a photo now:).

Funny side note: My neighbor saw me setting up the "crime scene" this morning...taping off the body and came over to investigate. Great, the other day I am running around outside in my pj's and today I am killing a snowman in my yard. Oh boy!

Breaking News: Suspect Caught!! http://365project.org/amandalomonaco/365-year-2/2013-01-07
BAHAHA!! That is AWESOME!!!!!
January 4th, 2013  
Lol ... Your neighbor is probably thinking "those crazy Californians!"
January 4th, 2013  
Ha ha so good that the neighbours are getting to know the real you :-)
January 4th, 2013  
New Series -CSI Ohio. More royalties for The Who!
January 4th, 2013  
Looks like he died from exposure. Fun capture.
January 4th, 2013  
hahaha awesome! I think the neighbours are onto you!!
January 4th, 2013  
LOL! Neighborhood entertainment.
January 4th, 2013  
Lol, nice one
January 4th, 2013  
I can't stop laughing over this Amanda! SPECTACULAR way to represent a snowman!
Love your sense of humor, the effort that went into this, and your success in finally capturing a snowman image for your project!
BRAVO!!!!!
January 4th, 2013  
Awesome! Love it :)
January 4th, 2013  
hahaha
January 4th, 2013  
JH
Brilliant! Love it.
January 4th, 2013  
Haha! Cute.
January 4th, 2013  
Lyn
You are SUCH a nutcase. . .which reminds me: MUST go respond to the meetup! Fun, fun shot. . .
January 4th, 2013  
Hilarious!!!!
January 4th, 2013  
Fantastic. You are bonkers, that's why i love following you so much. I know a joke about snowmen, wanna hear it? Of course you do. OK, One snowman says to another snowman, "can you smell carrots?!"
January 4th, 2013  
Ha! Fabulous find!!!!
January 4th, 2013  
Love it!
January 4th, 2013  
So funny
January 4th, 2013  
Ha ha! That's great! I love the tape around him and that's so funny about the neighbors.
January 4th, 2013  
You are too funny! Bet your neighbor thinks so too!
January 4th, 2013  
Amanda, you CRACK me up!!! I LOVE your sense of humor! Great photo & story!!!
January 4th, 2013  
BAAAA HAHHAHAHAHHAH I fell on the floor with this one! Awesome creativity and fun thinking! :) Love the carrot in the back! :) Soooooo great! :) Love it! :)
January 4th, 2013  
Hilarious!
January 4th, 2013  
Fabulous!
January 4th, 2013  
This is too funny. LOVE IT. Fav for me.
January 4th, 2013  
You cracked me up yet again. I love your shots and humor.
January 4th, 2013  
By the way, I'd love you for a neighbor!
January 4th, 2013  
This is hilarious, wish it snowed here so I could recreate this just to see the looks on my neighbours faces lol
January 4th, 2013  
lol so fun, so fun. I knew you were crazy ! :))
January 4th, 2013  
Omg funny
January 4th, 2013  
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

Sorry to swear but that is bloody fantastic!

* Hits the +FAV so hard, the knob falls off!
January 4th, 2013  
@istacy1011 Thanks so much, Stacy! So glad that you liked it:))). The idea of it made me giddy!

@rockinrobyn Seriously. I kinda hope that their house goes on the market soon, as that would make a funny photo.:)

@fueast Yes, maam. If they move soon it will be so funny! Of course it would be all because of me;-).

@hopelessromantic How funny! Good title. Thanks, Peter!

@soboy5 Oh, good one. I almost used an icicle as the weapon, but it would have been even weirder as I would have gotten it from my neighbor's house. Climbing a ladder int heir front yard and stealing their icicles. I guess I could have asked. The carrot did show up well, though, and to be killed with your own nose is pretty awful.:)

@lfrans I left it out all bloody and stabbed. Hoping to make others laugh. It would be funny to catch some reactions on film. (whispering) And I think you are right... Thank you!

@nadaa Gotta get some excitement around here. It's mostly retired folks who don't get out much (not that I do either);).

@abhijit Aw, thanks. Appreciate that!

@socalgal Ah, Patty...I so appreciate your great comments. Very glad to give you a laugh:)!

@katharinehubbard Thanks so much, Miss Katharine:))).

@corley :). Glad that you liked it, Corley!!:)

January 4th, 2013  
Eeek! The horror!!
January 4th, 2013  
@gphelps5 LOVE your comments, Bulldog. Swear away...it's like a pun. Is bloody really bad, like the f word? I never knew and I say it once and again. Do you think that a dead, murdered snowman could ever make the pop page:). Thank you for the hard, knob knocking fav!!:)))

@jewelsandbinoculars Thanks so much, JH. Appreciate that:)!

@nebzphoto Thanks so much, Nancy. So glad that you liked it:)

@lyno It would be like bringing a smoking gun, if I brought the carrot to the meet up. You sure you wanna meet me;-). So looking forward to tomorrow!

@superbeyotch Thanks so much, Chris!!:)

@seanoneill Love your joke and love that you appreciate my bonkers. I think that I feel a follow up selfie coming:). Thanks, Sean. Happy weekend!

@tryeveryday It was ours, it fell over and I went with it...making it a murdered snowman. SO embarrassing that the neighbor caught me putting together the scene. What a nutcase I must appear to be:). Ok, so I am, but...

@fireflyknights Thanks so much, my friend. It was fun to come up with/pull off.

@butrfli Thanks, Miss Dana. You back home now missing Cabo?

@emrob I know. It was pretty freakin' embarrassing! Thanks, Mandy!!

@nana2r I hope so. Thanks so much, Carren!!:)

@blestmom4 Aw, I am soooo glad to hear you say that. Thanks so much, my friend. Good to know that it is appreciated and not just weird:).

@kbalychev LOVE your comments, Miss Kimberly. Thanks so much for them! Glad that you laughed so hard!

@gailn Thanks, Gail!!
January 4th, 2013  
@paulien Thanks so much, sweet lady!!

@yonnie Aw, thanks so much Yvonne. Really appreciate that you liked it and the fav!!:))

@kwind That would be so much fun. We could be crazy camera ladies together. Thanks so much for your sweet comments:)))!

@sambewitching That is so funny, Samantha. I'd love to see someone come upon it and catch their reaction. It's kindof in our backyard, though. I will try to catch something. Great idea. SO glad that you liked it!! Thank you!

@tbats22 I am feeling a follow up selfie coming on. One of my goals for this year is to perfect the selfie (like you have). Thanks for your fun comments, my friend:)!

@swguevin :))) Thanks, Sheila! Glad you liked it.

@automaticslim Pretty sick isn't it? Who does stuff like this?? Thanks, Andy!!:)
January 4th, 2013  
Sad, But also VERY funny! : D Thats cheered me up Amanda! Fav
January 4th, 2013  
Hilarious (you can't do 365 unless you're willing to be certified). CSIce....
January 4th, 2013  
Incredibly funny :) well done
January 4th, 2013  
omg I love this so much.
January 4th, 2013  
LOL - this made me chuckle out loud! agree with @judithg - you have to be slightly crazy to do this project! Great creativity
January 4th, 2013  
Oh my Lordy to make me laugh! Love the set up, the shot and your words! Fantastic! I live on a fairly busy street...wonder what my neighbors think of me...oh dear!
January 4th, 2013  
OMG, that is hilarious! Way to go in the imagination department on that one. Cannot wait until tomorrow. Maybe we'll know who the murderer is! Thanks for the laugh.
January 4th, 2013  
HAHAHAHA! So creative. Your neighbor must love you
January 4th, 2013  
So very Calvin and Hobbes...
January 5th, 2013  
Ah... the death of a good man... very creative indeed :)
January 5th, 2013  
ha ha ha...that is so creative and funny....Amanda CSI !!
January 5th, 2013  
Hilarious! Fav.
January 5th, 2013  
OMG too funny. I swear thank goodness we don't live in the same hood people would have us committed. The best was when I was outside with my tripod taking a photo of my house. The neighbors drove by so slowly. :)

So I hope you find the perp soon. I know you won't sleep until the case is solved. :)
January 5th, 2013  
This is the reason I LOVE following you! Keep the fun and clever camera antics coming!
January 5th, 2013  
If I saw my neighbor doing some like this, I would think much more highly of my neighbor! So hilarious.
January 5th, 2013  
Oh Amanda you have made me laugh so hard... great story. Yes, God knows what your neighbor is thinking... haha.
January 5th, 2013  
@annbo Oh so very glad that it did. Thanks so much for your sweet comments and the fav, Ann!!

@judithg Oooh, good one. Thanks, lady! It does make one a little bit crazy. Stay tuned for a follow up photo:).

@michelleyoung Thanks so much, Michelle. Glad that you liked it!

@edie Love that you said that. Thank you so much, my friend!

@sparkle Definitiely makes you a little nutty. Yes, I agree, too. Glad for the chuckle. Thanks, lady!!

@aleksandra You should so do it. It was so much fun. I only wish that mine were in the front in a more obvious place...then I would stalk with a camera to catch reactions. Thanks so much for your fun comments and the FB request:). I really need to be turning 365 off now. I can't look away!!!!

@helixconcepts I think that we may have to wait for Sunday. Tomorrow is my downtown Cincy meet up and I will have a photo from that hopefully...unless we catch the killer there. Thanks so much, Laura. Really appreciated your comments and the follow.

@btorrey Or want to move away. I hope that it is love. I would find it hilarious if a for sale sign goes up soon. Thanks so much, lady! Appreciate your comments!

@dapinsker Did they ever kill a snowman? I didn't read it much, though I do seem to remember them playing in the snow a bunch. Thanks, Marc.

@aspada Ah, he was a dirty man (he was made of dirty snow). Maybe he had it coming;-). Thanks, Amy!

@onie Thank you so much, Leonie! Glad you enjoyed my dead snowman;-).

@egad Aw, thanks so much for that, friend.:)

@sadiec That would be so much fun, until we were committed, of course. Funny about your neighbors wondering what the heck you were doing. Why do tripods creep people out so when you are photoing in their windows;-). Just kidding. Thanks so much, Sadie. Whoever did this heinous crime needs to be put on ice!

@wendyhgill Aw, Wendy...that is so very sweet of you to say. Music to my ears (or eyes in this case). I will try. Thanks, sweet lady!

@archaeofrog That is wonderful to hear. I wish that you were MY neighbor, Katie. Thanks so much, friend!

@anazad511 Aw, Ana...I am so glad to hear that. Sorta hoping that they move soon so I can photo the for sale sign.;-)
January 5th, 2013  
You are freaking hilarious!!
January 5th, 2013  
@mstipe Thanks for appreciating it, lady. Are you on FB...I just tried looking you up. I don't want to lose touch.
January 5th, 2013  
Beware the little men in white coats 8-)
January 5th, 2013  
Oh my goodness!! I hope they find the culprit ;o) xx
January 5th, 2013  
OK you made me laugh, this should be an episode on "Castle"
Just too cute.
January 5th, 2013  
ahahahaha this really made me laugh! :D
January 5th, 2013  
Hahahaha this made me life very unexpected! Nice Job!
January 5th, 2013  
having your family as neighbors would be awesome! I hope your neighbors realize how lucky they are
January 5th, 2013  
Love it!! Very original!!
January 5th, 2013  
Colonel Mustard killed the snowman in the yard with a carrot! You have a twisted mind Amanda, but I like people who think like that! Very clever!
January 5th, 2013  
Hysterical!! :)
January 5th, 2013  
Hehehe, this was a nice one ;)
January 5th, 2013  
Now I've seen it. :) Very creative! I need to check on my neighbor's snowman-with-pumpkin tomorrow...
January 6th, 2013  
This is great! Hahaha
January 6th, 2013  
@tonydebont I think that they are coming for me...to take me away...HA!

@psychographer Me, too. This has got to stop!!;-)

@sailingmusic So glad to hear that, Myrna. Thanks so much!

@juliakan Awesome. Thanks, Julia!!!

@jamiemathiau Thanks so much, Jamie. Great to hear that!!

@jsw0109 Aw, thanks, Jeff. I hope so, too. Today was fun. We plan to do it again soon. Soooo awesome to meet up with other crazy photographers. There was a pack of us.:)

@carolmw Thanks so much, Carol!!

@skipt07 I was absolutely thinking of Clue. Thanks, Skip. Twisted minds are fun:)!

@elizabeth264 Thanks so much, Elizabeth. Glad that you appreciated it:)!

@siwainastromoy Aw, thank you Siw!!

@sjoblues Can't wait to see that craziness:)! And thanks!

@soccerfan Thanks, Eric. So great to meet you today. Looking forward to our next Cincy meet up. Having you guys along was fun!
January 6th, 2013  
ROFL very cool.
January 6th, 2013  
Oh No - he's fallen flat on his face!
January 6th, 2013  
Haha - this is great!
January 6th, 2013  
Made me chuckle :)
Reminds me of Calvin & Hobbes and Calvin's House of Horrors! https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151192252483155.445105.595333154&type=1
January 6th, 2013  
You are so funny and tell such a wonderful story that you make me laugh so much every time I read what you write. I cannot believe you did this. Well, yes I can. I have not seen one snowman on her at all until yours. And of course yours is flat on the ground. I sure hope you write, take photos and go somewhere with your talent and sense of humor. Creative genius. FAV
January 6th, 2013  
Haha, that's hilarious! At least you're giving the neighbours something to talk about!!! :D
January 6th, 2013  
So awesome. Totally reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes.
January 6th, 2013  
I had to look at this again since it got on the PP, it made me laugh again.
You should do a book with your funniest shots and write ups.
January 6th, 2013  
Congrats on making the PP! This one completely deserves it! ;)
January 6th, 2013  
@ozziehoffy Aw, thanks so much, lady!!:)

@aurorajane It had to be a photo, right?!;-) Thanks!

@jankoos Thanks so much, Jan!!

@thirtysevenways I had forgotten about that...thanks for sharing. What a great cartoon that was. Thanks, Andy!

@darsphotos You are wonderful. Thanks for those amazing comments and fav, friend. You inspire me to dream and figure out a way to use my strengths.

@gailmmeek I know. It's mostly retired people, so maybe it's fun for them to have some excitement:). Thanks, Gail!

@losthorizon Thanks, Beau. I had forgotten about that when I did this, but you are right. Very similar.

@sailingmusic I just may have to do that. Thanks for the sweet words and inspiration, Myrna!

@kbalychev I wondered if a murdered snowman could make PP. So glad that it did:).
January 6th, 2013  
LOL too funny
January 6th, 2013  
No, I'm one of the very few that isn't. :(
I'll keep checking in on you though!
January 7th, 2013  
Love this....fantastic capture. Thanks for the laugh =)
January 7th, 2013  
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PP!
January 7th, 2013  
@gphelps5 I was so happy that this one made it up there. One of my first fun ones up:). Thanks again for your support, friend:).

@lesip Thank you, Leslie. Glad to give you a laugh!

@mstipe It can be one more time waster, but it is nice in it's own regard to. I get it, though. Thanks, lady! Hope that you all are doing well this new year!

@tanja_1211 Thanks so much, Tanja. Appreciate your laugh:).
January 7th, 2013  
Aww bless.
January 7th, 2013  
This would be a great ending to the John Lewis ad!
January 7th, 2013  
OMG this is hilarious!
January 7th, 2013  
@miley89 Ha. Thanks, Miley!!

@copperheadglass So glad that you thought so. Hilarious that you laughed at work and had some 'splaining to do:).
January 7th, 2013  
This is hilarious! You have me and my two sons in stitches! LOVE it!
January 9th, 2013  
@pflaume Aw, thank you, Lisa. It was a blast to think up and pull off!
January 9th, 2013  
I just caught up by clicking on all the links and had a blast..of laughter that is..you're so creative..could see this theme in a book series..what a talent.
January 10th, 2013  
I know I'm coming late to the party (having just returned from the US) but this is super fun. I'd say it was Colonel Mustard on the front lawn with a carrot๐Ÿ˜›
January 10th, 2013  
@bruni You are so sweet, Bruni. Thank you!!

@jennwearing I was thinking Clue, too. How funny. The killer was caught though...see the mug shot a few days later with a write up. Thanks so much, Jennifer!!
January 10th, 2013  
One Neighbor to the Other:

"We've known for awhile that she was a bit odd, but this whole snowman thing....she's a complete LOON.
Stay away from her, I say. Yep, just stay away. If she speaks to you, simply smile, nod and back away slowly. Quick movements might disturb her.
I'm putting my house up for sale, how about you?"

This is PRICELESS!
January 13th, 2013  
@pasadenarose Thanks, my friend:). Love your commentary!!!
January 13th, 2013  
I missed this! It is just so stinkin' hilarious!
February 6th, 2013  
@northy A few days after this, I did an article and a mug shot selfie for the nut job that committed this atrocity! Thanks, lady!!:)
February 6th, 2013  
haha! That's great!
February 15th, 2013  
Haha poor snowy~
March 27th, 2013  
@kjosie @httpgeffed Thanks, ladies. Great minds, huh Colleen;-).
March 27th, 2013  
@amandal Indeed dear, indeed :)
March 27th, 2013  
Alas poor Snowy, I knew him well.
July 16th, 2013  
@bobfoto He was a cold man. No heart. He had it coming. Did you see my booking photo a few days later?
July 16th, 2013  
@amandal - looked but missed it.
July 17th, 2013  
@bobfoto No biggie. It was ugly...as it was a mug shot and all. Safe travels. I did selfies today. Sweaty ones outside. Downloading them now. See ya.
July 17th, 2013  
@amandal - I remember clicking on something that said this pic no longer exists... now what was that?
July 17th, 2013  
@bobfoto ?? Here it is. Have LOW expectations... http://365project.org/amandal/365-year-2/2013-01-07
July 17th, 2013  
This is completely hilarious and shows your fabulous sense of humor!
November 14th, 2013  
@jyokota Aw, thanks, friend. So fun to do!!!
November 14th, 2013  
Very cool. Makes me think of a Calvin and Hobbes scene!
January 11th, 2016  
The number of comments on this Snow Dude Crime Scene reminds me of the black hole of time that this project can become. :^)
January 7th, 2017  
@squamloon Outta control, right? These days are long past for me, but then 365 used to be my full time job;-).
January 7th, 2017  
You are so funny, Amanda! Thanks for sharing all the snowmen of the past!
January 8th, 2017  
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