My Amazing Brand New Miracle Lipstick by alophoto

My Amazing Brand New Miracle Lipstick

It goes on smooth and glossy, lasts for weeks and weeks, and really helps with the diet. It cuts down on all that needless chatter, too. Maybe I should start letting Emily wear lipstick;-). She's my chatterbox.

It's Monday, my only day off this week and I needed a laugh. Maybe you do, too.

Wanna hear about my day? I went to yoga, had an appointment afterwards with a personal trainer and he kicked my butt for another torturous hour or so, showing me that wow, I really am out of shape. One positive thing was that I learned that I am in normal fat range, not that my fat is ideal, but I am not in a problem fat area. With all that news, I dragged my shaky achy body to Starbucks where I bought 9 packages of cookies on the way home. Who does that?! To my credit, I haven't eaten any yet, partially because I can't get my lips open, but...maybe in a few weeks;-).
I would totally share those cookies with you, and then we could go do some yoga! LOL!
January 9th, 2017  
You may be on to something...the Gorilla Glue Diet. I know it would help me out!
January 9th, 2017  
Very funny:)
January 9th, 2017  
Gorilla glue diet, I like it!
January 9th, 2017  
Hysterical!!
January 9th, 2017  
haha - I need to take that for my diet as well!
January 9th, 2017  
Can I suggest this to my SIL? She never stops talking! Drives me into the bathroom!
January 9th, 2017  
@maggiemae Hahahahahahahhhhaaa...maybe you can get a case of the stuff. My neighbor and friend just got a job there today. Maybe I can get your a discount!!!
January 9th, 2017  
The start of another year and the same old intentions, maybe your on to something.
January 9th, 2017  
Great fun shot!
January 9th, 2017  
Ha,ha...cute shot...I can empathize since my butt size seems to have expanded rapidly due to chocolate consumption. I need to stop!!
January 9th, 2017  
You are a very funny person.
January 9th, 2017  
Quiet in your house at the moment?
January 9th, 2017  
i am glad your nostrils can compensate to admit air.... sorry just what occured to me... lol
January 9th, 2017  
LOLL1 thanks for the laugh! Terrific shot and expression captured
January 10th, 2017  
@kali66 It's a good thing. Otherwise I'd be dead...;-).
January 10th, 2017  
@rachelwithey Mmmm, mmmhmm.
January 10th, 2017  
@squamloon :) It makes life better to laugh!
January 10th, 2017  
Lol awesome!! Including the post-workout cookie purchase!!
January 10th, 2017  
bahaaaaaa! (and i'm loving all the different takes on the logic theme :D)
January 10th, 2017  
LOL... Need to buy me some of that .
January 10th, 2017  
I suspect that container has glue in it. Not a brand known to me. Would help with weight-loss too 8-)
January 10th, 2017  
Lol!
January 10th, 2017  
Sam
HAHAHAHA!
January 10th, 2017  
Too funny! I think your photo should be labelled 'Don't try this at home' ... though as now there are perhaps a few trusting 365ers going around with their lips glued together!
January 10th, 2017  
Lol - love this
January 10th, 2017  
Lol 😁!! A super fun capture
January 10th, 2017  
hahahahahahaha
brilliant!
January 11th, 2017  
Lol!! I may just try it!!
January 11th, 2017  
Bahahaha - glad I saw this to start my day in a fun way!
January 11th, 2017  
Very cute!! What kind of cookies?????
January 12th, 2017  
@shesnapped these friggin amazing dark chocolate dipped oreos that are sprinkled in crushed up candy canes. A seasonal Starbucks treat. I bought out their inventory thatvwss 40% off.
January 12th, 2017  
@alophoto SCORE!!! Delicious and on sale! Can't beat that!
January 12th, 2017  
LOL Such a fun selfie shot.
January 12th, 2017  
-you're hilarious!!- it's good when you have diarrhea too, haha!!:)
January 12th, 2017  
Hahaha I know many people who should try out this lipstick!!! You're too funny!!
January 12th, 2017  
Don't do it Amanda! Or are you threatening me with it? :-)
January 14th, 2017  
@yrhenwr Mmmm mmmmmhm. Too late. :)
January 14th, 2017  
Haha... this gave me such a good laugh. :-D
January 15th, 2017  
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