Chupaburro by bankmann


When genetics misfire, you get cryptozoology.

A chupaburro is a nasty, braying git with no sense of humour at all. It will worry at you with its prehensile teeth - just to figure out how you taste. It's an ill-tempered abuser of toothpicks and lavender soap. Neither of which helps much with either its foul breath or rampant body odour.

Be worried. If you see one - it's already too late - you're Sunday's lunch. Helpfully, though, it's somewhat challenged when it comes to depth perception.

Report update: We were wrong! It does have excellent depth perception! Run! Run!
February 13th, 2019  
Very funny.
February 14th, 2019  
February 14th, 2019  
February 14th, 2019  
Hahaha... super
February 16th, 2019  
February 17th, 2019  
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