A Mad Cow Christmas 06 by bankmann

A Mad Cow Christmas 06

- Ho, ho , ho1, scries the little (-ish) farm Santa; - Are there any good children here?!
- No!!!, screams the the pantomime audience cheekily, being all children themselves.
- Oh.... very well then... Coal all around, ten...
- Aww... noo!!!, screams the audience. Silly buggers.