This is Rich a canoeist on the river behind work. He sets up a slalom course for himself by hanging poles from the trees. I asked if he minded if I took some photos and he thought I wanted them to submit a complaint as he says although they have permission some people, particularly fishermen, complain. I assured him I was only an obsessive photographer who needed to take a photo every day to keep me sane!
The canoe club he is a member of is http://www.salisburycanoeclub.org.uk/
Your write up made me chuckle too !