"What a turn of events! The suspicious King I met yesterday found my stash of peppermint and was amazed. He insisted on bartering his astounding golden disk for my "miracle food." Turns out, having good breath is highly important to his people. Was even able to tell him about toothbrushes & toothpaste. He was really excited about that. I promised to return and share this "technology" with him."
"Looks like I gained much more than the artifact I was searching for. I also gained a new friend! What a worthwhile expedition this has been!" :)