After the light bulbs were replaced in the kitchen, I joked that the room was so bright that a ship had taken a wrong turning at Bristol and was now heading our way.
A paper boat was made, christened 'Titanic' and floated on water on the patio table.
However, by the next morning 'Titanic' had sunk. Salvagers retrieved the remains and they were subsequently recycled.
A paper boat, by any other name, would have sunk just as fast.
