Oh, The Indignity!

There I was, minding my own business this afternoon, when the humans suddenly ganged up on me, picked me up, and thrust me into the kitchen sink. The next thing I knew, I was being soaked with the sprayers, and disgusting, sweet-smelling shampoo was being rubbed all over my body. To make matters even worse, DDW whipped out her camera and started taking pictures of me -- naked!

What is the world going to think of this pitiful image? One of my Schnauzery eyebrows is pasted down over one eye, and my magnificent beard has been reduced to bedraggled spaghetti-like wisps dripping sadly under my chin. What a waste of weeks worth of carefully accumulated ripe smells -- now they've all been scrubbed off and they've swirled down the drain.
The indignity!

posted August 14th, 2017  
Indignity but oh so cute! My dog looks the same...like a drowned rat when wet! :)
posted August 14th, 2017  
@gardenfolk Thank you, CC!
posted August 14th, 2017  
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