If you're cool you might like this...

January 10th, 2012
Right, before you turn off, this isn't a whiny kinda 'oh please vote for me on facebook so I win a bottle of wine!

But it is spam. Creative spam.

I started up a magazine with my friend and we're open to submissions from January 1st-February 29th. We want international submissions of poetry and prose for publication. The website is www.cutawaymagazine.co.uk and it comes out in May.
All the info is on there.
So if you write....
Right you can go back to your photographing now again. xx
January 10th, 2012
what type of mag?
January 10th, 2012
lmfao
January 10th, 2012
and Dave, the mag sounds pretty rad! look forward to seeing what happens with it :)
January 10th, 2012
There once was a leaf
Rustling
It fell off

^ a poem I would like to submit what I just wrote.
January 10th, 2012
Oh, also, make that shit into a link, yo, people be too lazy to copy and paste that. Check the "How can I format my reply?" thing at the bottom as to how :)
January 10th, 2012
@eyebrows Sofa king moving, yo.
January 10th, 2012
@eyebrows
shit-ting!!!!
January 10th, 2012
@mamie a mag asking for poetry and prose submissions, so I guess in the end it will be a poetry and prose mag. Beyond that, terminology wise - literary fiction publication, or... a journal of literary and genre fiction.
;)
January 10th, 2012
@eyebrows not very seasonal, it already fell son. Send it to us next autumn and see if we've room.
January 10th, 2012
does this mean I'm not cool? :(
January 10th, 2012
@convie NO, it doesn't mean you're not cool!



it just means you just became a victim of marketing.
SOZ!
January 10th, 2012
@chewyteeth

Sounds like something I'd enjoy. I'll check it out.
January 10th, 2012
@chewyteeth my brain short-circuits now and then. forgive. submission on its way.
January 10th, 2012
The website is a really interesting read and I love the concept behind the name 'Cutaway'. Why no photos of you two on the page with your bios Dave?! :)
January 10th, 2012
I'm way cool...therefore I like.
I have one you can use.
*uh-hum...*
Ode to a Wisp'
'Little white wispy, on my blue jean
You're the beautifulist wispy I ever done seen
Tiny brown seed with a crazy hairdo
Little white wispy, I love you'
~ by jenn.
January 10th, 2012
i have one for real... with an accommodating pic. do we post here or no?
January 10th, 2012
@grecican hey! Mines real. Dumb, but real :)
January 10th, 2012
@shutterbugger Jenn, sorry... i wasn't trying to take a stab at you!!! i like yours and LOVE the pic! :)
January 10th, 2012
@beautifulthing So much less-than-three
January 10th, 2012
Dave, nevermind... found the submissions. entering under my middle name. Quin. you should be receiving shortly
January 10th, 2012
@chewyteeth You've managed to link the thing to the thing! Not the thing! The other thing!

A chair
A horse
In love
So blind
Twisted
Perverse
SWAAAAAAAAAYZE

^ a new poen I done wroted for you're web'site's
January 10th, 2012
@grecican LOL...I know! :)
January 10th, 2012
done... hope you like but not upset if you don't... i can take criticism.

good luck in your new mag!!
January 10th, 2012
@natdurell
don't want to put people off!!
January 10th, 2012
@eyebrows wha
it links back to here...?
Reached the limit of my html writing, that's my career peaked.
January 10th, 2012
@shutterbugger Thanks Jenn, that's really good, if you were here I'd ruffle your hair like a toddler.
January 10th, 2012
@grecican hey I've not looked at it yet, so this isn't a slight on it, but just checking, this isn't some hilarious rouse is it? You want me to put it in for readings? If I open this picture file am I going to see something which will give me nightmares - or dreams depending on my tastes?

Just checking. Your cover letter was the best we've had yet, apart from the guy who lives in a shack in the Texan woods, his was pretty tough to beat.
January 10th, 2012
@mamie
Thanks for not only looking at our mag, but submitting. We'll get back to you within the stated period, and thanks again.
January 10th, 2012
@chewyteeth pic is totally safe. poem, on the otherhand...

it's for your mag... if it so gets chosen to be entered, i'll be positively smitten. if not, meh... win some lose some, right?

gonna spend some more time perusing your site to see what it's all bout...

and glad you like the 'cover letter'... now i wanna know what Texas wrote! ;-)
January 11th, 2012
@grecican right well I've read it and put it through to my fellow editor without saying anything about your origin (I don't mean your famous American Indian blood, I just mean that you aren't a stranger) so we'll see what he says. Thanks for sending. xx

Texan, woods, bumming, usual stuff.
January 11th, 2012
@chewyteeth LOL....ass!!
January 11th, 2012
@chewyteeth freakin sweet!
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