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Sometimes a photo I take just begs for a pun or some quirky joke. With animals, we tend to anthropomorphise (big word, hopefully spelled correctly) what they are thinking or would say if they could talk human. So here's a fun challenge.
Comment below with your quirky or painfully funny saying that the animals pictured might say if they could talk. Be brief and concise (140 characters or less). You can submit as many times as you want. Submissions end on Saturday night, GMT. I'll pick the top 5 on Sunday and we'll vote for the winner. Winner gets to choose the next picture.
A (poor) example would be, "You like my wings?" Be creative and unique!
@marshy15 Haha, I really don't care at all. I just happened to come across this and though I'd try and be the first to post. I'm just quite amused at how very similar they were. XD By the way, I'm diggin' your photos. Nice work!
Funny bird steve says, Here Joe, have a wiff of this! Joe the bird at the bottom right corner is saying, egad, that was a bad one! I think im gonna hurl! Tom the bird behind steve, already had a wiff, and is thinking, oh shit partner, my beak is burning off! Upper top bird (mack) is about to fall over and pass out from the stench, bottom left (shiela) is about to bail out while she can
"Guys, listen. I'm not one to point feathers but I had some bread over there and its gone and I didn't eat it. Now, I'm gonna get mad at whoever ate it, I just wanna know."
"Fella's, are we gonna fly or what?!?"
Just a try.. :)
"To infinity... and beyond!"
"The humans are coming. Act natural."
"I love you guys thiiis much!" (EDIT: Suz Kitsteiner should have this one)
"Hi Mom!"
"Steve is opening up his armpits again. Quick, let's get moving."
Or
"Now, how do I shut these things off?"
:)
@cindyisboring Haha!
Shirley and the rest of the old birds at Shady Sands ignore Rachel.
i swear, it wasnt me.
Sorry I couldn't resist a pun to the old deodorant comercial :)
Other bird: "Is he seriously singing a Miley Cyrus song?"
"Thanks for sharing the food, guys. Really."
Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz
"It wasn't me! I'm not guilty!" (as all his friends just run away)
All these are too funny! Can't think of anything better, but I'll try.
"Come on, we have to act moonblinked!" -from 'The Guardians Of Ga'Hoole.
(with all due respect to TAIO CRUZ-Dynamite)..
If you got short hair make noise
If you got short hair get your hands up
If you got short hair make noise
Fatman Scoop - Put Your Hands Up
"No...you're making a big scene...you can have the next fish, just stop embarrassing me."
(while the other birds in the background are trying to hide their chuckles)
"You know you can't handle ME"
or
"Ok! Who slapped my butt?!"
Other bird: "No crap, dude. You're a freaking bird."
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