ITCT#1 If they could talk

February 2nd, 2011
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Voting has begun. See the five selected quotes here:
http://365project.org/discuss/themes-competitions/3860/itct-1-vote
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Sometimes a photo I take just begs for a pun or some quirky joke. With animals, we tend to anthropomorphise (big word, hopefully spelled correctly) what they are thinking or would say if they could talk human. So here's a fun challenge.

Comment below with your quirky or painfully funny saying that the animals pictured might say if they could talk. Be brief and concise (140 characters or less). You can submit as many times as you want. Submissions end on Saturday night, GMT. I'll pick the top 5 on Sunday and we'll vote for the winner. Winner gets to choose the next picture.

A (poor) example would be, "You like my wings?" Be creative and unique!

February 2nd, 2011
No really, I swear the fish was THIS big!
February 2nd, 2011
"I swear, fellas! The fish I caught was THIS BIG!"
February 2nd, 2011
@marshy15 You've got to be kidding me haha!
February 2nd, 2011
@kyle great minds think alike :)
February 2nd, 2011
@kyle ill let you have that one.
February 2nd, 2011
@kyle @marshy15 you are both too funny. can't follow that!
February 2nd, 2011
Great start!
February 2nd, 2011
@marshy15 Haha, I really don't care at all. I just happened to come across this and though I'd try and be the first to post. I'm just quite amused at how very similar they were. XD By the way, I'm diggin' your photos. Nice work!
February 2nd, 2011
@christiq Sure you can! It just popped in my head real fast. I'm sure you can come up with something more clever!
February 2nd, 2011
How about this one... :)

"Fella's, are we gonna fly or what?!?"

Just a try.. :)
February 2nd, 2011
"Check out these guns, ladies!"

"To infinity... and beyond!"

"The humans are coming. Act natural."

"I love you guys thiiis much!" (EDIT: Suz Kitsteiner should have this one)

"Hi Mom!"

"Steve is opening up his armpits again. Quick, let's get moving."
February 2nd, 2011
"it's fun to stay at the YMCA"
February 2nd, 2011
"Helloooo? Am I doing this right?"

Or

"Now, how do I shut these things off?"


:)
February 2nd, 2011
I love you thiiiis much
February 2nd, 2011
@suzk Great minds think alike! You can have that one.
February 2nd, 2011
@emmar84 Gotta say, I like yours lol.
@cindyisboring Haha!
February 2nd, 2011
"hey babe, want some of this" ♥
February 2nd, 2011
"Throw me the chip, throw me the chip!"
February 2nd, 2011
@emmar84 @kyle i like the ymca one too haha.
February 2nd, 2011
main bird: " im a bird, im a plane..." other birds: " no, your just a bird...
February 2nd, 2011
"Mine?"
February 2nd, 2011
'Hey Shirley, Shirley!!! How bad are your bingo wings? Show me.'
Shirley and the rest of the old birds at Shady Sands ignore Rachel.
February 2nd, 2011
"MINE MINE MINE MINE" - sorry too much Nemo ;)
February 2nd, 2011
@silverhorn LMAO!!!!
February 2nd, 2011
Funny bird steve says, Here Joe, have a wiff of this! Joe the bird at the bottom right corner is saying, egad, that was a bad one! I think im gonna hurl! Tom the bird behind steve, already had a wiff, and is thinking, oh shit partner, my beak is burning off! Upper top bird (mack) is about to fall over and pass out from the stench, bottom left (shiela) is about to bail out while she can
February 2nd, 2011
Freeze! put your hands up...

i swear, it wasnt me.
February 2nd, 2011
hehe this is a fun discussion :D
February 2nd, 2011
"Don't hit me, I have nothing to hide"
February 2nd, 2011
"You talkin' to me? I don't see anybody else here..."
February 2nd, 2011
"Arghh I think I forgot my deodorant this morning!!"
February 2nd, 2011
Dont' come too close.. I have the bird flu
February 2nd, 2011
"OK...Gertie got up on my right wing...you hop up on my left wing and I'll try to balance you both!"
February 2nd, 2011
"C'mon you guys -- Group Huggggggg"
February 2nd, 2011
"Hey Dad, Dad ...Look at me, I'm a Cormorant, I'm a Cormorant!"
February 2nd, 2011
"Raise your wings if your sure".
Sorry I couldn't resist a pun to the old deodorant comercial :)
February 2nd, 2011
In his best Joey Tribbianni voice..... How you doin'?
February 2nd, 2011
"Hey! Pay attention to me!"
February 2nd, 2011
From the bird behind the one with the wings spread: "I'm so embarrassed! He's telling that story again! "
February 2nd, 2011
"I put my hands up they're playing my song..."
Other bird: "Is he seriously singing a Miley Cyrus song?"
February 2nd, 2011
"Heyyy, what's the big idea?"

"Thanks for sharing the food, guys. Really."
February 2nd, 2011
"B$t&h you better back up, these is my ho's"
February 2nd, 2011
'do theses wings make my butt look big?'
February 2nd, 2011
"I'm tellin' you. That fish was thiiiiiiissss big. Really!"
February 2nd, 2011
"hello? hello? Dude, I know you see me, my wings are huge..just say hello already!"
February 2nd, 2011
@webfoot lol...I was just getting ready to type that when I thought I'd better check to make sure it hadn't been said....
February 2nd, 2011
"Some people go both ways"

Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz
February 2nd, 2011
"Stop and put your hands up!"

"It wasn't me! I'm not guilty!" (as all his friends just run away)
February 2nd, 2011
Ted
Because I hate getting tan-lines.
February 2nd, 2011
@marshy15 @janinelson @webfoot @taylorlynae10 @hunnybee @silverhorn @cindyisboring
All these are too funny! Can't think of anything better, but I'll try.

"Come on, we have to act moonblinked!" -from 'The Guardians Of Ga'Hoole.
February 2nd, 2011
"Nothing to see here folks, just keep walking"
February 2nd, 2011
lol. These are great! This group definitely has a sense of humor.
February 2nd, 2011
"Do you think I can get the wind beneath my wings?"
February 2nd, 2011
'Show your wings fellas.. the human paparazzi's here !'
February 2nd, 2011
"I throw my wings up in the air sometimes saying aa-oh, gotta let go.. I wanna celebrate and live my life, saying aa-oh, gotta let go..."

(with all due respect to TAIO CRUZ-Dynamite)..
February 2nd, 2011
If you got short hair get your hands up
If you got short hair make noise
If you got short hair get your hands up
If you got short hair make noise

Fatman Scoop - Put Your Hands Up
February 2nd, 2011
"C'mon you want a piece of me!? I'll fight you right here!"

"No...you're making a big scene...you can have the next fish, just stop embarrassing me."

(while the other birds in the background are trying to hide their chuckles)
February 2nd, 2011
I stole a hotdog that was this big! It was ginormous!
February 2nd, 2011
@angiegm This one actually made me lol : D
February 2nd, 2011
"That's right, just walk away"

"You know you can't handle ME"
February 2nd, 2011
You're sure that was deodorant, and not hairspray? 'Cause I...can't...move...my......
February 2nd, 2011
"Right! Which one of you 2 stole my chips!"
February 3rd, 2011
"Guys, listen. I'm not one to point feathers but I had some bread over there and its gone and I didn't eat it. Now, I'm gonna get mad at whoever ate it, I just wanna know."

or

"Ok! Who slapped my butt?!"
February 3rd, 2011
"Break it up, break it up!"
February 3rd, 2011
@individuality_a lol. this is my favorite. simply because i saw that movie. it seems perfect to me!
February 3rd, 2011
"I'm not even kidding you Larry, I saw Kayne West's ego the other day and it was this big!"
February 3rd, 2011
"Hey baby. Which way's the beach?"
February 3rd, 2011
Help! I fel asleep like this and now I can't put them down!
February 3rd, 2011
"I can flyyyy like an eagle"
February 3rd, 2011
"I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.."
Other bird: "No crap, dude. You're a freaking bird."
February 6th, 2011
Amazing what creativity you all have. Voting has now begun. See and vote on the five selected quotes here:
http://365project.org/discuss/themes-competitions/3860/itct-1-vote
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