There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Oh my- that house is a little more than crooked! But it does fit the rhyme so well. With a good make over this home would be as cute as a button. Good shot!