I am Nothing by graemestevens

I am Nothing

Not really, but it seemed like a good title for this shot. As for being wrapped in plastic, it's something I need to explore a little more I think...odd sensation but I think it could lend itself to some interesting shots. Maybe.
I'm still fumbling my way around Lightroom so I've done what I could for this image...best viewed against the black as usual.
And yes, my white back drop could have done with an iron, but we all know thats never going to happen.
A+ for originality!
September 9th, 2014  
(And the shadow is super-cool!)
September 9th, 2014  
@epcello Thank you very much :)
September 9th, 2014  
Great lighting, shadowing, and poor ironing, but hey, who cares about ironing anyway? Another fab composition, Graeme.
September 9th, 2014  
Weirdly cool! Great imagination!
September 9th, 2014  
@bigugly Thank you very much - it's not like I'm a domestic goddess!
@juliedduncan Thanks very much ;)
September 9th, 2014  
You nailed this one!! LOL - creepy, cool, and curious!
September 9th, 2014  
It looks like you've gotten stuck in a spider web and have given up. Very creative!
September 9th, 2014  
What I'm most in awe of, is where the hell do you find the time to produce images like this and do all the, much appreciated, commenting that you do?
September 9th, 2014  
Wow very cool and creative I hope it's not tape !
September 9th, 2014  
Jae
You are a total crazy Sonofagun! Crazy pic!
September 9th, 2014  
You are so dedicated to photography! I love it!
September 9th, 2014  
Kim
hubby dearest you are not nothing, you are everything (and I won't tell anyone you normally do the ironing)
September 9th, 2014  
Just a usual night for you? :)

Very creative. @vignouse I have wondered the same thing!
September 9th, 2014  
Are you trying to spice up your life a little? It looks a little S&M.
September 9th, 2014  
Cool shadow... and leg hair? :-)
September 9th, 2014  
@lbluejaye8 Thank you kindly, always appreciated :)
@kt8ird If I ever got stuck in a spider web the whole world would hear me screaming like a school girl!
@vignouse This one took about 10 minutes to set up...as for the rest of my time, I have created a hole in the space-time continuum that allows me to do all this and more...mwahahahahaha!!!
@pittcj17 Thanks very much - it's pallet wrapping plastic film...and slightly sticky...
@lifepause Yes, yes I am...and thank you :)
@daneau Thanks very much ;)
@kimkyra Why thank you wife of my heart...and now that everyone knows that I do the ironing we may as well thell them that I'm kitchen bitch too...
@tomtom Just a quiet night in, and please refer to my answer above re having created a hole in the space-time continuum...
@888rachel I see no ball gag...
September 9th, 2014  
@eyeamlisa Thanks - I had no intention of waxing for a shot but I regret the choice now as that stuff was a little sticky...
September 9th, 2014  
You need to apply a little more heat on the iron.
September 9th, 2014  
Love the lighting and shadows!! Nicely done!
September 9th, 2014  
@graemestevens I can imagine, but I would prefer not to. ;-) You live and learn, right?
September 9th, 2014  
@bill_fe There's a lot of things I need to apply more heat on...
@cailts Thanks very much :)
@eyeamlisa You do indeed...my legs did anyway
September 9th, 2014  
I think the shadow is the best part! The plastic looks mighty uncomfortable! Cool shot!
September 9th, 2014  
@tabarlett Thanks very much - it was getting slightly more than a "bit" uncomfortable... ;)
September 9th, 2014  
That is so cool! I love how you used plastic rap. Thats so creative!
September 9th, 2014  
OMG... you can show the trolls this shot and threaten them with what their fate might be. The bridges will be yours! Very creative shot.
September 9th, 2014  
Oh how I've missed seeing your photos :-) Great creativity as ever and very strong message.
September 9th, 2014  
@chippy1402 Thanks very much indeed :) Always appreciated.
@rosiekerr Thanks very much - the only flaw in the plan is that I squeaked when I walked...
@tatopaz Thanks very much indeed - it's amazing what you can use that's just lying around...
September 9th, 2014  
Very S&M - hA!:)- love it:)
September 9th, 2014  
@joemuli I might try it out later...and thanks
September 9th, 2014  
Sam
It would look better if you were wearing a skivvy and Velcro sandals, possible with socks. @annied
September 9th, 2014  
@gigiflower @annied Yes, you're right of course...because I'd really take a photo of that. I'd also have to pull my walk shorts up so high that my comestibles were clearly visible.
September 9th, 2014  
nice concept photo graeme, well executed
September 9th, 2014  
Sam
@graemestevens @annied More vomiting in mouth
September 9th, 2014  
Knew this was yours immediately -- fascinating concept shot and so well executed.
September 9th, 2014  
Has a slight s&m feel to this shot, also love your dedication....
September 9th, 2014  
When I saw this shot I knew it had to be you, Graeme. What an imaginative idea, you sorta look like you're caught in the middle of a spider's web and destined for the next meal.
September 9th, 2014  
Now, now Graeme...making your fetishes public! What next I ask myself? The shot is great and that shadow has a touch of the sword of Damocles!
September 9th, 2014  
I can still find you videos to play wrapping! This is very cool - like the composition with the cross
September 9th, 2014  
That is powerful stuff again! I think that title is very well chocen.
September 9th, 2014  
@gigiflower @graemestevens yay! love it - love it - oh I can tell you love the plastic almost as much as your latex - I so want to be kitchen bitch but sadly I am not - well I do kitchen stuff but I am nowhere near bitch league - hahahaha well done!
September 9th, 2014  
weird and wonderful - as usual!
September 9th, 2014  
that is one strange fetish
September 9th, 2014  
Another interesting and creative shot.
September 9th, 2014  
Love it, so creative, captures an emotion for sure. I always wonder what would happen if I put in half this my time into my photos.
September 9th, 2014  
Wow this is fantastic Graeme love title and the shadows too have to fav this
September 9th, 2014  
@zabcoloma Thank you very much, much appreciated
@gigiflower @annied Vomit in your mouth? Mission accomplished. As for my "Kitchen Bitchery" skills it simply means that I get to do the dishes. I'm also known as the "Kitchen Fairy"...make of it what you will ;)
@taffy Thank you very much :)
@longexposure We may experiment further later...and thank you...
@golftragic If a spider shows up you should hear my girlish scream from your place...
@ceilidh Thanks very much...and it's not so much a fetish as a way to stay fresh...
@shannejw Thanks very much - I have a ton of the stuff left so god alone knows what will happen now...
@susale Thank you very much, appreciated :)
@andrewkru Thanks very much...seems to be something I can do!
@kali66 Yep, and so am I ;)
@dide Thank you very much :)
@jess1204 Thanks very much - honestly, this one took about 10 minutes to set up and probably the same to edit to something I was half happy with :)
@tracelee Thank you very much, always appreciated :)
September 9th, 2014  
@graemestevens Wow, perhaps I am just impressed with how well you do with indoor shots! Probably my great weakness so they look time consuming to me.
September 9th, 2014  
@jess1204 See, I admire everyone's landscapes and outdoorsy shots because they terrify me!
September 9th, 2014  
September 9th, 2014  
oh - I am picturing you in you tutu with your flaming wand making magic in the kitchen - again not me - I would look shocking in a tutu
and as an aside - if I am going to throw up there is no keeping it contained - what's the point Miss Sam hahahahaha @graemestevens @gigiflower
September 9th, 2014  
I am obviously, again, late to the party, and there is not much left that has not been said already!! Saran Wrap bondage?! X marks the spot?! I agree with @jess1204 , these indoor setups look too time consuming to me....so, I admire your dedication to your craft immensely! I would be even more impressed if you had set the plastic on fire!
September 9th, 2014  
@jess1204 They do - I think I'm terrible at them. Wonky horizons, poor colours...I really have to concentrate to get one I'm happy with.
@annied @gigflower I agree whole heartedly...if I'm going to vomit then the last place I want it is still in my mouth!
September 9th, 2014  
@graemestevens indeed LOL
September 9th, 2014  
@panthora I have a scar on my right hand from melting plastic (don't ask) so I won't be setting it fire I'm sorry...and this stuff squeaks terribly when walking...
September 9th, 2014  
Another interesting shot. Well done.
September 9th, 2014  
I think I am totally in awe but slightly afraid of your imagination now! Kidding. Great effort in this shot.
September 9th, 2014  
@rustymonkey Thank you very much :)
@trishaclancy No need to be frightened, I'm quite calm and collected really. And thanks very much :)
September 9th, 2014  
Brilliant, so creative and I love the X and the shadow
September 9th, 2014  
Really makes for a oddly, fantastically strange shot! Your always the best at those, I love them! Great shot :)
September 9th, 2014  
dedication.....accolades to the master...
September 9th, 2014  
creative
September 9th, 2014  
Great shadows and wrinkles. I hate ironing, toO!!
September 9th, 2014  
Sue
You have way to much time on your hand, ;P Great shot, wrinkles & all.
September 9th, 2014  
I need to ask...........who tied you up??? I love this - you look so lost and forlorn!
September 9th, 2014  
Haha, I immediately thought of Venom taking you over like Spiderman :-) think I need to read 50 shades again instead of watching superhero films with my kids, lol! This is brill and so original. And yay for the unironed backdrop, I'm with you there, yep, cos life is too short!
September 9th, 2014  
Bondage!! You must have plastic burn this time!! Hilarious...I hope you have curtains that close properly!
September 9th, 2014  
X marks the spot
September 9th, 2014  
Did you tie yourself up or do you have a magicians accomplise
September 9th, 2014  
@ounooi Thanks very much :)
@lilminimonka Thanks very much - I'm oddly strange myself so it not a big leap ;)
@tellefella Thanks very much - not dedicated enough to iron my back drop though!
@lorrainelouise Thanks very much
@amandal Thanks...as for the wrinkles I sincerely hope we're still talking about the back drop...
@redpants This one only took 10 minutes to set up...lunch break done...and thanks very much :)
@lynnilou I tied myself up (that was the difficult bit) and I look forlorn because I hadn't had a coffee!
@jesperani I am no doing a Mr. Gray shot...ever. And thanks very much :)
@happypat The curtains being closed is the first thing I check - this stuff was horribly sticky though and parts of me have now been de-haired...
@wearing0 I hope no one starts digging for treasure!
@denisefuller I tied myself up...that was the hard part...
September 9th, 2014  
Oh yes, the backdrop. I'm one to talk:).
September 9th, 2014  
Great POV and I love the shadow
September 9th, 2014  
As creative as ever.
September 9th, 2014  
Now where did you get all that plastic from?! Dustbin liners tied together. I really like your huge shadow.
September 9th, 2014  
I first thought X marks the spot! Awesomeness!!
September 10th, 2014  
it definitely makes for a very interesting shot. love the originality
September 10th, 2014  
@amandal LOL...I'm not sure I even know what an iron looks like!
@rachelwithey Thank you very much
@dh Thanks...this is what my lunch hours generally look like...
@overalvandaan Thanks very much - I grabbed a left over roll of pallet wrap from work...naughty me...
@livvy Ah yes, but what spot? The back drop may not have been ironed but it was washed! And thank you very much
September 10th, 2014  
@jsw0109 Thanks very much, appreciated
September 10th, 2014  
Very creative!
September 10th, 2014  
@harbie Thanks very much
September 10th, 2014  
Wow!!!! Very creative and so perfectly executed, well done :) fav
September 10th, 2014  
@leanne333 Thank you very much, and for the follow :)
September 11th, 2014  
yeah. How slack.. no ironing. really
September 13th, 2014  
@brigette I know. Just lazy.
September 13th, 2014  
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