Not the shot that I wanted to present today but time is pressing. In approximately 3 hours a gaggle of unruly teenaged, hormone and angst ridden females will be descending upon my lair for a Halloween Party the like of which has never been seen - certainly not in this neighbourhood. Needless to say, preparations are in full swing and time is short. Knives have been sharpened, holes have been dug in the garden, all that remains is the preparation of toxic foodstuffs and the opening of copious bottles of wine. If I make it through this unscathed then I am truly a god.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@amyleewinfield Thank you very much :) @northy Boys are most definitely NOT invited. I'm actually thinking of uninviting myself... @livvy Thanks very much - not the end, just a day from hell!
Fun shot, especially on short notice. Good luck with the party... no "un-burying" that sheep's head, now - unless you want them to leave abruptly. Now, there's an idea. :)
Oh no, not poor Reggie, please no, don't annihilate poor Reggie, it's not his fault that you have to suffer this great fun Halloween party. Have fun :)))
@tasian He'll be back, he seems to be a fast runner @tracie8266 Thanks very much, on both counts @northy If there are any boys they will be forcibly ejected from the premises @tabarlett Thanks very much - the more the merrier but it's a BYO @shawnasays Thanks very much :) @anazad511 Thanks very much indeed @rustymonkey Thanks very much - I've scared several groups of small children so far tonight :) @rosiekerr That is a brilliant idea...and thank you very much @mamamayerle Thanks very much :) @annied Fun? Not bloody likely! @daneau Thanks very much, always appreciated @joemuli Thanks very much :) @hermann There will be no fun on my watch! ;) @bill_fe Damn, I knew I'd missed something! @taffy I believe so... @777margo Thanks very much @kamen088 Thanks very much, I'm running as I type! @dibzgreasley Thanks very much, I'll let you know! @brigette I believe so...if they do I might buy one... @susale Thanks very much :) @aecasey He managed to get out of the way pretty quickly @carlt Thanks very much :) @deliad If they all behave themselves they should escape unscathed @shepherdmanswife He'll be fine.... ;) @andrewkru Thanks very much - we don't get many trick or treaters in this neighbourhood but I have managed to terrify them all so far... @jaynspain Thank you, thank you, and I'll let you know :) @newbank It has just been announced that several of them are staying the night. Deepest of deep sighs.
The pic: clever idea and the title gives the lie to your intention... Fav.
The party: you're a big pussycat fraud Mr S - you're looking forward immensely to bringing some of your scenarios to life to scare the whatnots out of these girls... have fun!
@chippy1402 Doesn't it though ;) @mzzhope No, I don't think I will...I just can't bear to see people enjoy themselves... ;) @eyeamlisa Don't mind sharing the wine at all, although after the week I've had you might want to get in quick! @tonygig Thank you very much :) @overalvandaan He ran, he's fine...for now... @lilminimonka I have survived, by the skin of my teeth...and thanks very much @888rachel Thanks very much - everything was sharpened beforehand... @janiskay Thanks very much :) @gigiflower Thanks you kind lady :) @vignouse Thank you very much - I've managed to successfully scare the bejesus out of several groups of trick or treaters and there was only one near fatality...must try harder next year ;) @newbank It's been a trial...they're so...so...ugh @annied You'll be pleased to know that I made sure no one had any fun of any sort.
Bottles of wine, and copious at that, for a gaggle of teenaged females?!! Sounds like the end of the world as we know it!! Hope all survived the stampede..... great shot, BTW!
@neatz Thanks very much :) @eyeamlisa LOL, thanks and I know ;) @ceilidh It didn't work @karlow75 You're probably right, and yes but only just @panthora Thanks very much - most of them made it out alive
@laetitiapetrussa Thanks very much - given that the house was full of teenagers and all I had to do was hibernate in my bedroom with a bottle of wine, I'd say it went quite well.
December 12th, 2014
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Enjoy the party
@northy Boys are most definitely NOT invited. I'm actually thinking of uninviting myself...
@livvy Thanks very much - not the end, just a day from hell!
although I love the whole idea of Halloween I cannot bring myself to partake as it is not part of the culture here.
@tracie8266 Thanks very much, on both counts
@northy If there are any boys they will be forcibly ejected from the premises
@tabarlett Thanks very much - the more the merrier but it's a BYO
@shawnasays Thanks very much :)
@anazad511 Thanks very much indeed
@rustymonkey Thanks very much - I've scared several groups of small children so far tonight :)
@rosiekerr That is a brilliant idea...and thank you very much
@mamamayerle Thanks very much :)
@annied Fun? Not bloody likely!
@daneau Thanks very much, always appreciated
@joemuli Thanks very much :)
@hermann There will be no fun on my watch! ;)
@bill_fe Damn, I knew I'd missed something!
@taffy I believe so...
@777margo Thanks very much
@kamen088 Thanks very much, I'm running as I type!
@dibzgreasley Thanks very much, I'll let you know!
@brigette I believe so...if they do I might buy one...
@susale Thanks very much :)
@aecasey He managed to get out of the way pretty quickly
@carlt Thanks very much :)
@deliad If they all behave themselves they should escape unscathed
@shepherdmanswife He'll be fine.... ;)
@andrewkru Thanks very much - we don't get many trick or treaters in this neighbourhood but I have managed to terrify them all so far...
@jaynspain Thank you, thank you, and I'll let you know :)
@newbank It has just been announced that several of them are staying the night. Deepest of deep sighs.
@jocasta Thanks very much indeed - just taking a break before we start throwing worms around...
The party: you're a big pussycat fraud Mr S - you're looking forward immensely to bringing some of your scenarios to life to scare the whatnots out of these girls... have fun!
At least you have had time to post something, which is more than I can say for myself! Party-on Graeme!
A Halloween Party at @gramestevens house!?!! I am so in! You wouldn't mind sharing some of that wine, would ya?
@mzzhope No, I don't think I will...I just can't bear to see people enjoy themselves... ;)
@eyeamlisa Don't mind sharing the wine at all, although after the week I've had you might want to get in quick!
@tonygig Thank you very much :)
@overalvandaan He ran, he's fine...for now...
@lilminimonka I have survived, by the skin of my teeth...and thanks very much
@888rachel Thanks very much - everything was sharpened beforehand...
@janiskay Thanks very much :)
@gigiflower Thanks you kind lady :)
@vignouse Thank you very much - I've managed to successfully scare the bejesus out of several groups of trick or treaters and there was only one near fatality...must try harder next year ;)
@newbank It's been a trial...they're so...so...ugh
@annied You'll be pleased to know that I made sure no one had any fun of any sort.
@eyeamlisa LOL, thanks and I know ;)
@ceilidh It didn't work
@karlow75 You're probably right, and yes but only just
@panthora Thanks very much - most of them made it out alive
@dh LOL, I'd apologies for that but...no.
@lynnilou Thanks very much :)