Beaten by graemestevens

Beaten

I have an over abundance of rocks and stones in my garden, under which live a vast array of unspeakable creatures with far too may spikes, mandibles, pincers and other assorted spiky bits. None the less it was a relatively easy task to find a rock with which to hit myself over the head.
Do you need medical assistance? You look slightly dazed....
January 19th, 2015  
Oh dear, have you been on the grog again?
January 19th, 2015  
@newbank I'm fine, just having a lie down...thanks anyway
@ceilidh It seemed like a good idea at the time
January 19th, 2015  
like the negative space, you must take more water with it
January 19th, 2015  
@pinkpaintpot Thanks...what's this "water" stuff? I've heard some people add it to their alcohol...
January 19th, 2015  
Yup.
January 19th, 2015  
@melston Indeed
January 19th, 2015  
Brilliant shot. I feel like doing this to myself sometimes.
January 19th, 2015  
@karlow75 Thanks very much - I often do!
January 19th, 2015  
I thought you had laid an egg for a minute!!
January 19th, 2015  
@happypat If something that size came out of me I can guarantee I wouldn't be walking in a straight line for at least a week
January 19th, 2015  
I worry for you Graeme!! Great shot of your pain!!
January 19th, 2015  
this could catch on...perhaps a u tube diy clip......xlnt selfie
January 19th, 2015  
@pamknowler Thanks very much - and I'm fine, just couldn't think of anything else for today!
January 19th, 2015  
Brill set up and shot Graeme.
January 19th, 2015  
@tellefella Thanks very much - a you tube clip that ends abruptly...
@tonygig Thank you - struggling for inspiration today
January 19th, 2015  
Where's @annied when we need her to help us make sense of all of this?
January 19th, 2015  
I have been seriously not paying attention, because I just discovered Five Plus Two. Flipping through those selfies, and there you were! I'm so excited. I shall have to start working on some selfies.
Nice shot. I would have liked to see your other eye, but I also like the shadow across your face... can't win them all.
January 19th, 2015  
@vignouse Even I can't make sense of it...seriously uninspired today
@ludgate Thanks very much - fiveplustwo is great fun...and yes, a bit disappointed with this one but feeling uninspired today
January 19th, 2015  
Fabulous!
January 20th, 2015  
@kwind Thank you very much - not too happy with myself but it's all I've got today!
January 20th, 2015  
is that even possible? i mean, to hit oneself over the head with a rock... i need to find a willing subject to carry out an experiment on...

anyway... cool shot and all that... really hope there weren't any creepycrawlies on that rock... cos, y'know... ick!



January 20th, 2015  
@northy That rock was cleaned to within an inch of life before it came anywhere near me!
January 20th, 2015  
@vignouse @graemestevens oh dear - I myself like rocks with creepy crawlies under them - may I suggest next time you get Kim to thwack you as that helps her expel any issues also - hopefully soon the job issue will be resolved and you will be back to prancing in your corset - or fire walking across said rocks
January 20th, 2015  
Love love love
January 20th, 2015  
@annied Ah, Annie - total clarity and mastery of the situation as usual.
January 20th, 2015  
@annied @vignouse Well yes...total clarity until I say that it has nothing to do with said job ;) But in this instance, I'll roll with what ever you say. As for Kim hitting me, when is she not?
@luvthyclassics Thank you so much :)
January 20th, 2015  
@graemestevens I am not happy then Graeme - it is not you to be agreeing with me instead of arguing - is the hound ok?
January 20th, 2015  
@annied You're right, it's not like me at all. See? I just did it again. No idea about Lucy yet, we're just waiting on the vet to call and tell us she's okay to be picked up and taken home - we should have the biopsy results tomorrow at the latest apparently.
January 20th, 2015  
It looks like the beginning of a stoning. Perhaps a bit biblical? Hope this doesn't start a cycle of self harm!
January 20th, 2015  
awesome!
January 20th, 2015  
@888rachel if it was biblical I'd be lying there gently smouldering... ;)
@jcot Thank you very much :)
January 20th, 2015  
HEY GRAEME!!!!! Yep. Another Fav!!!
January 20th, 2015  
Oh, dear... like Goliath. Did David get you? If David is your yard, then "yes" Your contrasts and white background work a treat here. Hope your pup is OK. I am in Kim's corner, if rock-throwing charge ever goes to trial. ;)
January 20th, 2015  
Cool shot, but needs more blood!
January 20th, 2015  
@tabarlett Thanks and agreed :)
@rosiekerr Someone got me but I didn't see who...and thank you :)
@cindyloo Hello. And thanks :)
January 20th, 2015  
I'm sure that the rock started it....
January 20th, 2015  
@blueberry1222 They always do
January 20th, 2015  
There are easier ways to take a nap and more pleasant ways to get a headache. Just sayin'...not judging.
January 20th, 2015  
@voiceprintz It certainly seemed to be a very quick way of getting to sleep though...
January 20th, 2015  
You're amazing. Even when you cannot think of a shot, you make such a huge effort in your set up and the results always make for interesting comments.
January 20th, 2015  
Really nice processing, super fun.
January 20th, 2015  
@graemestevens please stop agreeing - I am qyite concerned now and it is not at all like me to be concerned - I will read through other comments and see if that eases my unease
January 20th, 2015  
@dibzgreasley Are you trying to make me blush? And thank you very much :)
@jess1204 Thank you so much :)
@annied I'm quite (or should I say 'qyite') concerned over your spelling, or lack thereof. I shall stop agreeing with you immediately, so do NOT read through other comments.
January 20th, 2015  
A rather extreme effort for a selfie I gotta say! Turned out cool, tho
:-)
January 20th, 2015  
@aikiuser Thanks very much - hopefully I can get inspired soon though!
January 20th, 2015  
Stoned again! Great b&w and love that high contrast.
January 20th, 2015  
@lwain Couldn't possibly comment ;) And thank you very much
January 20th, 2015  
@graemestevens qyite is the correct spelling after a given number of wines - you of all people should know that - there is something definitely amiss and I SHAQLL ( also correct spelling) read through - if I can be bothered
January 20th, 2015  
Sue
Great shot. and well done for fighting your way through the nasties for the perfect rock!
January 20th, 2015  
Sam
Sometimes I'm speechless.
January 20th, 2015  
I think I am speechless too.
January 20th, 2015  
Oh dear, knock out...
January 20th, 2015  
@annied What piffle thou dost spout. I do like it.
@sioux Thanks...it was a trial
@gigiflower Sometimes that makes a pleasant change ;)
@ukandie1 I take that as a compliment ;)
@overalvandaan In round 1 as well.
January 20th, 2015  
Cool shot!

May I suggest another selfie photo opp.? One of all your (location appropriate) tats. I am curious.
January 20th, 2015  
@eyeamlisa I'll have to think about that...I'd need to be careful
January 20th, 2015  
@graemestevens yes, that is why I specified "location appropriate", unless your tattoos are also not appropriate - then forget it. :-)
January 20th, 2015  
@eyeamlisa They're all appropriate - I actually only have 4, but it's getting them all into one shot...and they're also all in appropriate locations ;)
January 20th, 2015  
Sheer brilliance as always! Fav
January 20th, 2015  
@roseolivia Thank you so much :)
January 20th, 2015  
superb shot
January 20th, 2015  
@denisefuller Thank you very much
January 20th, 2015  
@graemestevens piffle spouting is a skill of mine - I am quite pleased you like it.
@gigiflower speechless huh? Intriguing
January 20th, 2015  
@annied @gigiflower I can't imagine what could be in her mouth to keep her speechless...
January 20th, 2015  
Sam
@graemestevens @annied Yes you can imagine. And you want it.
January 20th, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied I'm so sorry, now I have to go foetal in the corner. I may be some time.
January 20th, 2015  
@graemestevens why Graeme??????? WHY? now I am flummoxed
@gigiflower ladyees do not comment on such things!
January 20th, 2015  
I'm rather impressed with the lengths you go to get your shot!! Leaves me feeling a tad lazy!
January 20th, 2015  
@brigette Thanks - this one was just digging around to find the perfect rock...no biggie
January 20th, 2015  
Sam
@graemestevens @annied What "things" Ms Annie? I was referring to a lollie ;)
January 20th, 2015  
@annied @gigiflower I had to go foetal because the apparent "laydeeee" was hinting at what she had in her mouth...I had hundreds of one liners jostling for position and certain knowledge that I could none of them on a public forum.
January 20th, 2015  
@gigiflower @graemestevens innuendo Miss Sam - you followed Mr S down the wrong path - that doesn't happen to a ladyeee
January 20th, 2015  
@annied @gigiflower There are many things that can happen to a laydeee, particularly when we start talking about inyourend.oh!
January 20th, 2015  
@graemestevens @gigiflower HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
January 20th, 2015  
Sam
@annied @graemestevens I think you read into those innuendo's Ms Annie! How naughty of you :) And as for you Mr S...........this isn't a public forum, so type away. We are all friends here!
January 20th, 2015  
@gigiflower @graemestevens I read nothing of the sort - my mind is clean
January 20th, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied My mind is also a clean and pure temple devoted to thought, emotional stability and higher pursuits and I for one will not fall in to your trap. Trying to lure me into saying something rude to my detriment will not work here. cockwafflebumbag.
January 21st, 2015  
Sam
@graemestevens @annied Emotional stability? Who are you trying to kid you TWAT!
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower I must agree with Miss Sam about the stability bit - should've taken another path hahaha @graemestevens
I am rather partial to cockwafflebumbag andam most interested in a pure clean temple if it in fact exists
January 21st, 2015  
@annied @gigiflower It doesn't exist - in truth my mind a cess pit of filth, degradation and impure thoughts.
January 21st, 2015  
Sam
@annied @graemestevens I'm glad we are agreeing Ms Annie. It was about time we ganged up on Mr Stevens ;)
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied Oh please do ;)
January 21st, 2015  
@graemestevens @gigiflower
you are most welcome Miss Sam - I suspected he might enjoy it though
I must admit I do love a good cess pit of impure thoughts
January 21st, 2015  
@annied @gigiflower ...and I like a good "gang up"...
January 21st, 2015  
@graemestevens hahaha never a disappointment
January 21st, 2015  
Sam
@annied @graemestevens I was waiting patiently to see who picked up on the word "ganged" and made it into something slightly improper! Not surprised it was you Mr Stevens ;)
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied I aim to please.
January 21st, 2015  
@graemestevens @gigiflower and you do hahaha
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied I can't remember how many times I've been told that
January 21st, 2015  
Sam
@graemestevens @annied Be careful, I never said it
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower Oh I'm well aware of that, you never have (sniffle). Anyway, @annied did and that's good enough for me.
January 21st, 2015  
Sam
@graemestevens @annied I'm sure I gave you a FAV once! And Ms Annie must want SOMETHING!
January 21st, 2015  
@graemestevens what you mean good enough? If I was one to get offended I would walk off in a huff! !!!!
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied All right ladies, keep your handbags under control ;)
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @graemestevens hahahaha
I do want something - big.........glass of wine
January 21st, 2015  
Sam
@annied @graemestevens Lucky I don't have a handbag. So I can stay out of control.
January 21st, 2015  
@annied @gigiflower God help us all if you're out of control
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @graemestevens I don't think he will be able to offer assistance Graeme
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied Don't get me started on god.
January 21st, 2015  
January 21st, 2015  
Sam
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @graemestevens and stinky cheeses
January 21st, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied That's me...on both counts
January 21st, 2015  
TERRIFIC
January 21st, 2015  
@pittcj17 Thanks very much :)
January 21st, 2015  
super shot!
January 22nd, 2015  
@harbie Thank you kindly :)
January 22nd, 2015  
@gigiflower @graemestevens I like stinky cheeses better
January 22nd, 2015  
@annied @gigiflower I like any cheeses
January 22nd, 2015  
Why you use rock this way?
January 22nd, 2015  
@yaorenliu It seemed like a good idea at the time...now I just feel sorry for the rock...
January 22nd, 2015  
Impressively disturbing!
January 22nd, 2015  
@yrhenwr Thanks very much
January 22nd, 2015  
I really like this and it feels almost cruel to say that, considering LOL
January 23rd, 2015  
@jsw0109 Thanks - I think ;)
January 23rd, 2015  
Awesome against the black. There is always a wall I sure to bang one's head on
January 24th, 2015  
@livvy Thanks very much :)
January 24th, 2015  
you look like somebody else
January 27th, 2015  
@kali66 All the flab goes sideways when I lie down...
January 27th, 2015  
LOL
January 28th, 2015  
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