So anyway...I have no idea either. Lets make it up as we go along shall we?
It's been a long time since I've slapped on full "make-up".
Best viewed on the black I should think.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@hermann Mission accomplished :) @pixelchix Thanks you kindly - I'm a gentle soul really...just a bit weird @dibzgreasley Thank you so much :) @ounooi Thank you very much, appreciated @orangecrush Thank you very much and not telling how long ;) @harbie Sometimes it feels like a zombie apocalypse... @spikez Thank you kindly :) @lifepause Thank you very much indeed @pamknowler Go on, treat yourself ;) And thank you @rosiekerr Thank you very much on both counts @spanner Thank you kind sir :) @divast8er Thank you so much :) @maggiemae I'll take both, thanks @juliedduncan All you need is a sharp knife...and yes, it did smart a bit...thanks @aikiuser Excellent - mission accomplished ;) @mamamayerle Thank you very much, appreciated @justinrphillips Thank you very much indeed :) @swillinbillyflynn Thanks very much :) @trinda Thank you so much, appreciated @gigiflower Well yes, did you expect me not be delightful? And I thought the lipstick was rather flattering ;) @cindyloo It had to happen sooner or later... @eyeamlisa Face paint, oatmeal face wash and Light Room ;) @rangerxenos Thank you very much :) @lbluejaye8 You're welcome, pleased to be of assistance - and thank you
@gigiflower which one, that you think he looks like a woman or that you don't do make up? I don't even own a hair dryer.....though at the moment I feel perhaps I should as if my hair is still wet when leave for school it is freezing up at the ends....I'm soooooooooo ungirly. Sammy had his friend home from school on tuedsay, when they were playing mummy and daddy she wanted to know where I kept my shoes.....I was like they are on my feet!!!! Unless you want flip flops, wellies or walking boots.....I do though wear short skirts and leggings a lot. Enjoy this comment mr s?
@newbank I don't do makeup either! I have no clue how to put it on. I am not a fan of made up women! I never wear skirts, even in Summer! I wear shorts :) I'm such a tom boy, but I love that!!
@gigiflower I didn't wear any on my wedding day which shocked most people. My hubby is not a fan of it either, so I was like its my wedding day and my husbands wedding day why would I wear something neither of us liked? I was terribly spotty but I was who I was and that was that. Glad with two boys I wont have to admit my complete lack of knowledge!! Do you paint your nails? I would guess not....
@newbank I had some makeup for my wedding day, but my hairdresser put it on me! You don't need much makeup when you are getting married at the beach! I paint my toe nails............!
@newbank@gigiflower well you guys have done the best hijack for a long time - I am now caught up with all the who does what - who wears what - curly hairs and painted toes.
I paint nails - wear only some eyeliner if I bother - am not partial to shoes - prefer shorts and my pant dresses ( don't know the proper name for them ) but my girlfriends and I today decided to call them floozies - hardly ever brush my hair but occasionally straighten it and my daughter owns it and the hairdryer. Hope you gals had a good day or are having a good day :) and you too Mr S
@annied@newbank HAHAHA I do love your commentary Ms Annie. I like shoes a lot. Even in Summer I want to wear shoes! I have no idea what a pant dress would be called because I don't understand what they are!! but I like that you call them floozie ;) My hair is completely out of control most days - how do you control curly hair?
@newbank@gigiflower@annied bahaaaaaa! Yeah - I saw an old woman... But then... Didn't... Mostly I see a completely twisted take on the comedy / tragedy mask...
I wear a smidgen of make up... I paint my toes when I have the time... I don't know how to use a hair dryer... And I can't accessorize to save my life... ;p
I have to say this just once because I don't want you to be too unimpressed with the mere mortal that I am... I think you are a genius when it comes to this genre
@mzzhope Thank you so much - it's amazing what you can do with an oat meal cleanser ;) @denisefuller Thank you so much - personally I think it has something to do with dumb luck masquerading as skill! @andy3168 Thank you kindly :) @amandal Thank you very much :) @blueberry1222 Thank you kindly, mission accomplished @wearing0 Thank you very much :) @nicoleterheide Thank you kindly, I might wear it out on Friday night ;) @wenbow Thanks very much :) @elishajae Thank you so much :) @karlow75 Thank you kind sir, much appreciated @annied I'm wearing this "face" out tonight @flyrobin Thanks very much indeed :) @888rachel Thank you very much :) @gigiflower@annied@northy@newbank I go to bed and you lot have and in depth conversation about hair, shoes, make up and trouser suits (WTF they are I will never know) and leave me to trawl through it all trying to make sense of your womanly babble...I feel so violated...and you know how I like that...
Gosh, I had to scroll a long way down to write this. Exhausted. Do you ever get time to read a book? Amazing portrait is what I scrolled down to say. Really amazing. Fav
@lleo Thank you so much - it's exhausting because it would seem I got hijacked buy a bunch of miscreants who wanted to discuss make up last night while I was asleep...as for books, always reading.
@gigiflower@graemestevens@northy@newbank
don't pretend you have no idea what we are talking about Graeme you have already shown us the make up and corsetry. I imagine you also have a pair of stilettos which would show off your calves and painted toes nicely
@yrhenwr Under normal circumstances, most definitely not @ceilidh Thanks very much - I don't watch much TV, do the soap operas look like this now? @epcello Thank you very much indeed :) @pools82 Thanks kindly, mission accomplished :) @annied@gigiflower@northy@newbank I'm more of a roman sandal type of guy, but I do have fabulous legs!
@graemestevens@annied@newbank@northy Oh Mr Stevens, you told me you like sandals with socks.............and don't forget those pierced nipples from which you hang from your lounge room chandelier. I've seen that photo, remember!
@happypat Thanks very much - and yes, I'm inclined to think that @annied@gigiflower@newbank and @northy are very cheap (to keep) indeed. It's such a shame I have no desire to keep any of them ;)
@graemestevens@happypat@annied@newbank@northy Look at your harem of lovely ladies Mr Stevens! Whilst we maybe "cheap"......your project would die a slow death if it wasn't for us! You have plenty of desire...........for us. I just know it.
@gigiflower@graemestevens
i will catch up with -
1- my alcohol bill would more than make up for shoes and make -up so definitely not cheap - well not in that way anyway hahahahah
2- of course you could not survive without us Graeme - how dull would it be - you would sink into a boring oblivion
3 - phhttttt suspense - you love us!
@annied@gigiflower@graemestevens@happypat I am far from cheap.....I have a chocolate addiction and you could hardly call my latest hobby "cheap"! Not sleep well pat? Up at 2am....
@newbank yes up again but so glad I saw the make up discussion...who would have thought us girls....I term that loosely on my side...could be outdone in the make up department! I would far rather buy shoes or lens than makeup myself.........another year please @graemestevens !
@happypat@annied@newbank@graemestevens Mr Stevens surely spends more money on makeup and "props" that all of us put together! I have ONE mascara however I'm too frightened to open it given its age and I really don't know what to do with it ;)
@tellefella Thank you kindly :) @roz2012 Thank you very much :) @skipt07 Thank you very much, appreciated @dh It would have been rude not to ;) And thank you very much
@kiwiflora Thank you very much :) @brigette Thank you kindly - no, this one just kind of popped into my head on a dog walk...strange @newbank Thank you kindly :) @claireuk LOL, it can't be helped!
@northy Thank you kindly...I do like being a little creepy
@hippiechick13 Thank you...mission accomplished ;)
I think you missed your calling as a Make-Up Artist!
@pixelchix Thanks you kindly - I'm a gentle soul really...just a bit weird
@dibzgreasley Thank you so much :)
@ounooi Thank you very much, appreciated
@orangecrush Thank you very much and not telling how long ;)
@harbie Sometimes it feels like a zombie apocalypse...
@spikez Thank you kindly :)
@lifepause Thank you very much indeed
@pamknowler Go on, treat yourself ;) And thank you
@rosiekerr Thank you very much on both counts
@spanner Thank you kind sir :)
@divast8er Thank you so much :)
@maggiemae I'll take both, thanks
@juliedduncan All you need is a sharp knife...and yes, it did smart a bit...thanks
@aikiuser Excellent - mission accomplished ;)
@mamamayerle Thank you very much, appreciated
@justinrphillips Thank you very much indeed :)
@swillinbillyflynn Thanks very much :)
@trinda Thank you so much, appreciated
@gigiflower Well yes, did you expect me not be delightful? And I thought the lipstick was rather flattering ;)
@cindyloo It had to happen sooner or later...
@eyeamlisa Face paint, oatmeal face wash and Light Room ;)
@rangerxenos Thank you very much :)
@lbluejaye8 You're welcome, pleased to be of assistance - and thank you
@voiceprintz Thank you, mission accomplished. The twat would be me...for doing this ;)
I paint nails - wear only some eyeliner if I bother - am not partial to shoes - prefer shorts and my pant dresses ( don't know the proper name for them ) but my girlfriends and I today decided to call them floozies - hardly ever brush my hair but occasionally straighten it and my daughter owns it and the hairdryer. Hope you gals had a good day or are having a good day :) and you too Mr S
I wear a smidgen of make up... I paint my toes when I have the time... I don't know how to use a hair dryer... And I can't accessorize to save my life... ;p
@denisefuller Thank you so much - personally I think it has something to do with dumb luck masquerading as skill!
@andy3168 Thank you kindly :)
@amandal Thank you very much :)
@blueberry1222 Thank you kindly, mission accomplished
@wearing0 Thank you very much :)
@nicoleterheide Thank you kindly, I might wear it out on Friday night ;)
@wenbow Thanks very much :)
@elishajae Thank you so much :)
@karlow75 Thank you kind sir, much appreciated
@annied I'm wearing this "face" out tonight
@flyrobin Thanks very much indeed :)
@888rachel Thank you very much :)
@gigiflower @annied @northy @newbank I go to bed and you lot have and in depth conversation about hair, shoes, make up and trouser suits (WTF they are I will never know) and leave me to trawl through it all trying to make sense of your womanly babble...I feel so violated...and you know how I like that...
don't pretend you have no idea what we are talking about Graeme you have already shown us the make up and corsetry. I imagine you also have a pair of stilettos which would show off your calves and painted toes nicely
@ceilidh Thanks very much - I don't watch much TV, do the soap operas look like this now?
@epcello Thank you very much indeed :)
@pools82 Thanks kindly, mission accomplished :)
@annied @gigiflower @northy @newbank I'm more of a roman sandal type of guy, but I do have fabulous legs!
You are all cheap to keep...I would think @graemestevens spends more money at the make up counter than you girls!
@gigiflower Certainly. You're lucky that they're both hobbies of mine.
i will catch up with -
1- my alcohol bill would more than make up for shoes and make -up so definitely not cheap - well not in that way anyway hahahahah
2- of course you could not survive without us Graeme - how dull would it be - you would sink into a boring oblivion
3 - phhttttt suspense - you love us!
@gigiflower @annied Extra wives??? Even I'm not that mad!
@gigiflower @happypat @annied @newbank See...all you talk about is make up. Deepest of deep sighs.
@gigiflower Just...but yes.
@roz2012 Thank you very much :)
@skipt07 Thank you very much, appreciated
@dh It would have been rude not to ;) And thank you very much
@losthorizon Thank you very much :)
@catwhiskers Thank you so much :)
@corne Thank you very much, on both counts :)
@brigette Thank you kindly - no, this one just kind of popped into my head on a dog walk...strange
@newbank Thank you kindly :)
@claireuk LOL, it can't be helped!
@taffy Thanks very much on both counts
@pamknowler Thank you very much :)