After a most uncomfortable evening I can now report that I have been reunited with my eyebrows after yesterdays brief escape attempt. Now, just to clarify, when I say "brief escape attempt" I do not mean that my underwear tried to abscond, but rather my eyebrows left my face for a short period of time yesterday.
Alas, it has now become apparent that while I may have successfully reclaimed said eyebrows, some heartless devil has stolen the rest of my ruggedly chiseled features. I now officially have no sense of smell, no face to shave and no mouth with which to eat (or talk utter nonsense out of...it could be a blessing in disguise).
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
You're like the invisible man except for the eyes and eyebrows (which, BTW are one of your best parts! )......I have visions of your detached body parts making the rounds at parties spooking people out!
@graemestevens Coquettishly! Now that. is a great word.
I thought of you today, as I hired my replacement for a job I didn't particularly enjoy. It was a little bittersweet, but so relieving.
@ludgate Sigh. I have three more interviews next Wednesday - all second phase of the jobs I interviewed for last week. I must be able to get one of them surely!
You have fingers to type, though, that is apparent. :) Thank heavens. Your eyebrows speak a language all to themselves, yet universally understood. "Reunited, and it feels so good!" :)
and all I could see when I came upon this in my feed were the last two comments directly above mine...you and Annie D @annied talking about your humble attitude. I'll be honest. It made my left eyebrow shoot straight up and stay there. *moving along with nothing more to say*
@annied I would have thought it was one of my best qualities, and I'm sure that @voiceprintz would agree ;) @hermann It may do...then again, maybe not...who knows ;) @golftragic So am I...I have no mouth... @voiceprintz I may have been lying about being humble, or at least bending the truth a little...I'd had to think that I caused you to strain an eyebrow ;)
@graemestevens you have many good qualities - my favourite being your animated eyebrow - I want clarification of the reason for @voiceprintz raised eyebrow
@annied Yes, yes I do don't I? ;) @shepherdmanswife They are running amok and had to be stopped! @karlow75 I have no idea where they are...it's deeply concerning...
@888rachel Its a great relief, and thanks very much @annied There's no other way to run really. @sioux They made a most welcome return. @overalvandaan Some would say it's a blessing! @bill_fe It keeps me the same as well, but if you do happen to see a disembodied mouth somewhere, please send it home, I'm getting hungry!
@lorrainelouise Thanks very much :)
@juliedduncan Thanks very much - I look forward to seeing it :)
I thought of you today, as I hired my replacement for a job I didn't particularly enjoy. It was a little bittersweet, but so relieving.
@rosiekerr I do indeed still have fingers, but only because I'm still trying to figure out how to do that shot ;)
@hermann It may do...then again, maybe not...who knows ;)
@golftragic So am I...I have no mouth...
@voiceprintz I may have been lying about being humble, or at least bending the truth a little...I'd had to think that I caused you to strain an eyebrow ;)
@shepherdmanswife They are running amok and had to be stopped!
@karlow75 I have no idea where they are...it's deeply concerning...
And please, no end to the madness, it keeps me sane.
@annied There's no other way to run really.
@sioux They made a most welcome return.
@overalvandaan Some would say it's a blessing!
@bill_fe It keeps me the same as well, but if you do happen to see a disembodied mouth somewhere, please send it home, I'm getting hungry!