My pre-employment medical is booked for midday on Monday, which gives me 2 1/2 days to purge my system of foreign additives, sober up and have a fully prepared rectum. Mind you, if they go near that I won't hesitate to return the favour...the last time I was examined there the police could have dusted for prints.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
I won't touch this one with a ten foot pole.....is that long enough?!
Aaaannd, are we to assume that you have landed that three-interview job? Considering how long they were taking screening you, I am not surprised it comes with a probe! ;-))
Great shot, btw.....that looks like a well used finger....
@panthora I don't want to jinx anything, so I haven't landed it until the offer comes in, but this is the last step in the process...and yes, I tend to use it a lot ;)
The expression makes the photo - well actually the one raised eyebrow makes the photo (of course in combination with the finger) - ever consider trademarking that raised eyebrow ;) and then there are the tags -- made me laugh out loud
A doc once asked me, "When's the only time you don't do a rectal exam?" Answer: No finger...or...no rectum!". You appear to have both so.....be ready :)
@vignouse Thank you very much kind sir, that's a hell of a comparison to live up to! @lifepause I'm ready for anything... @kwind It seems to be a thing in our family as well ;) And thanks :) @maggiemae Me? Black Power? Pfft... @juliedduncan Haha, gotcha ;) @deak68 I should trade mark it I think, not that it would stop my wife and daughter from doing it as well but at least then I could charge them for the honour ;)
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste... Great shot mate and I just love having my privacy taken away too...
@bigugly Thanks very much - as a young lad and an older lad I still enjoy sharing... ;) @longexposure Thanks very much - I particular look forward to having my genitals gently cupped while I cough delicately once or twice.
@amandal Anything I can ;) It's for Dulux so if I get the offer I'll be dealing with architects, specifiers, trade painters, powdercoaters, engineers, councils...the list goes on!
I believe I have seen this pitchur in the post office. If not, I will add to the collection there; will be very popular. Fav of course, but only out of remorse for the constable at yur door
This made me laugh! It reminded me of the framed photo that was given to me by co-workers when I left a job in a worldwide mega-company law department. There are my friends, all middle-aged proper women, showing me that they think I'm # 1. So thoughtful...
@featherstone Excellent - what a great parting gift ;) @shepherdmanswife Thank you kindly - me and finger will go where no other has gone before. That's the theory anyway.
Fav! A fine selfie! A pre-employment medical! - whatever next? Mind you in this instance a head inspection might be a good idea and I'm not talking about lice! :-)
The eyebrow and expression makes this shot... which gave me a chuckle. :) Good luck with the "proctology" of getting a new job. I hope it works out for you.
@mothermalarky Probably best not too ;) @gigiflower Am I? Who knew that I'd raided your wardrobe....thanks but I don't want to jinx it, got to get the official offer yet! @adayinmallacoota Thanks very much - I'm like a coiled spring ;) @annied We must have extremely muscular fingers ;) @dibzgreasley Thank you so much :) @yrhenwr I'm hoping they don't go near the head either...it's all over if they do... @susale As always, thanks very much ;) @jack4john I'm hoping so as well, it would all be over ;) @rosiekerr Thank you kindly and pleased I gave you a giggle ;)
@graemestevens Funny you should mention that! I've got a great photo idea involving rope corsets... I have found it difficult to do by myself though...
@graemestevens Now wait a second... I thought I was coming there? Surprise guests are okay with me, but my roommates might not appreciate your... oddities?
@graemestevens Maybe it's because I just implied I'd let you tie a rope corset on me? If I do say so myself, it'd be worth being a gentleman for a moment.
Aaaannd, are we to assume that you have landed that three-interview job? Considering how long they were taking screening you, I am not surprised it comes with a probe! ;-))
Great shot, btw.....that looks like a well used finger....
@lifepause I'm ready for anything...
@kwind It seems to be a thing in our family as well ;) And thanks :)
@maggiemae Me? Black Power? Pfft...
@juliedduncan Haha, gotcha ;)
@deak68 I should trade mark it I think, not that it would stop my wife and daughter from doing it as well but at least then I could charge them for the honour ;)
@longexposure Thanks very much - I particular look forward to having my genitals gently cupped while I cough delicately once or twice.
Love the tags! Sacred, indeed! ;)
@melston I'm soooo bored already!
@hermann ;)
@shepherdmanswife Thank you kindly - me and finger will go where no other has gone before. That's the theory anyway.
@gigiflower Am I? Who knew that I'd raided your wardrobe....thanks but I don't want to jinx it, got to get the official offer yet!
@adayinmallacoota Thanks very much - I'm like a coiled spring ;)
@annied We must have extremely muscular fingers ;)
@dibzgreasley Thank you so much :)
@yrhenwr I'm hoping they don't go near the head either...it's all over if they do...
@susale As always, thanks very much ;)
@jack4john I'm hoping so as well, it would all be over ;)
@rosiekerr Thank you kindly and pleased I gave you a giggle ;)
@deliad It better not be foot prints ;)
@jocasta Thank you very much :)
@eyeamlisa Thank you very much nice lady :)
@annied Yep, just those two