Jingle Jangle Dingle Dangle by graemestevens

Jingle Jangle Dingle Dangle

To truly commune with nature there is nothing more soothing or satisfying than a streak down a deserted beach...unless it's an excessively windy day like today, in which case every nook, cranny, crevice and niche in my possession is now completely clogged with black sand and accessible only by 4 wheel drive. I may also be sand blasted in areas which have, until now, remained untouched by the ravages of mother nature and her erosive efforts.
Thankfully the beach in question was completely deserted today, with the exception of the seagulls, who all had coronary attacks as a near naked madman rushed down the beach at them.
Such fun.
Best viewed on black as usual.
you didn't!
May 14th, 2015  
@northy I bloody did!
May 14th, 2015  
Awesome!
May 14th, 2015  
If bizarre is what you're going for, you've nailed it!! Nice one.
May 14th, 2015  
oh God!
I shall return when I have picked myself up from the floor - and imbibed many wines - and used some - lots - of mind bleach!
May 14th, 2015  
this isn't back - I have not recovered yet - you deserve the nipple and the wind problem hahahahahahahahahaha
May 14th, 2015  
@susanalena Thank you kindly :)
@epcello excellent...exactly where I was hoping to land ;)
@annied Wine? At this time of the day? Oh wait, what am I saying!
May 14th, 2015  
Oh poor seagulls-- haha- this shot ROCKs, btw:)!
May 14th, 2015  
@joemuli I felt sorry for them as well...sort of. They shouldn't have looked really ;) And thank you very much :)
May 14th, 2015  
hahahahhahahahaha I love this. you look like an aborigine. in the land before time... only post Madmax... I waffle
May 14th, 2015  
i feel slightly ripped off by the title though, not enough dangling in those speedos o_O
May 14th, 2015  
@kali66 hahahahahahahaha oh Kali don't encourage him
@graemestevens yes what are you saying? Must be the tightness of the underwear screwing with your brain - or the nipple thing - that has bad side effects too
May 14th, 2015  
@kali66 It may take a bit more bravery/idiocy before anybody gets a true dingle dangle ;)
@annied Tightness? The pleasure of release from said tightness is quite something...
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens oh why did I go there? *scrabbling for the mind bleach*
May 14th, 2015  
That is not you. This person is darker and bearded. You? Really? Funny, fun and so well composed.
May 14th, 2015  
This looks like an aborigine has swum across the Tasman and is heading for the nearest cave! You are so original!
May 14th, 2015  
@amandal It's most definitely me and I have the sand to prove it ;) Thanks very much as well
@annied You might need a couple of containers of it I should think.
May 14th, 2015  
Fantastical contrasts! I love the blown out water and shimmer, and that wonderful feeling of release.
May 14th, 2015  
@maggiemae Thanks very much - there were caves but I didn't like the look of them ;)
@amandal The more I look at this the more that gas mask does look like a beard...how bizarre
May 14th, 2015  
Love those wet rocks...on the beach. Super location. Put on some clothes!!
May 14th, 2015  
@aecasey Thanks very much - it was certainly...ummm....liberating ;) @amandal clothes are definitely back on now ;)
May 14th, 2015  
Jae
It really is a great pic - best on dark for sure.
May 14th, 2015  
@lifepause Thank you kindly...it was a bit cold though
May 14th, 2015  
Nice beach. Hope your stroll was mind awakening.
May 14th, 2015  
@bigugly It was lovely day for a relaxed stroll thanks, really blew out the cobwebs...from everywhere.
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens and just imagine, some poor soul downwind is wearing those cobwebs now.
May 14th, 2015  
@bigugly Among other things...
May 14th, 2015  
Love. Fav.
May 14th, 2015  
😄😉😜😳😁😱
May 14th, 2015  
Those poor seagulls will need counselling... or a good stiff drink!
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens several :)
May 14th, 2015  
Oh, my - this is just hysterical! Good luck de-sanding!
May 14th, 2015  
@tabarlett Thanks - it's slowly working it's way out ;)
@alinz It's their own fault for looking!
@tigerdreamer ;)
@kareenking Thanks very much indeed :)
@annied Buying in bulk is always cheaper
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens so really you have done me a favour hahahaha
May 14th, 2015  
@annied I do what I can to help - I'm always thinking of others
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens hahaha yeh how you can scare shock and unbalance them - besides the mind bleach I had to replenish at the grog shop LOL
May 14th, 2015  
@annied Do you think it's easy coming up with a freakishly bizarre idea every day? ;)
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens hahahahaha for you easier than most but I imagine it still takes some severe use of the imagination ;-)
I have decided the bit that scares me the most is the fact you are skipping like a 5 year old girl hahahahahahahaha
May 14th, 2015  
@annied I think that's what got the seagulls as well. Pray you never see the out takes...
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens hahahaha oh now my mind is really and my bloody curious nature is piqued and itching LOL
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens really =reeling
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens @annied I laughed at the title, pic, and tags...the commentary that ensued has been even better than the other three combined! Many thanks! I'll sleep better for having a smile on my face.
May 14th, 2015  
Oh... my..... ummmm.....So.....if the tags are true I'm sorry for your loss....fantastic shot.. and you are a brave brave soul
May 14th, 2015  
I think everyone has already said it, fun and informative tags (maybe a little too much info) and bizarre shot - Graeme at his best.
May 14th, 2015  
@voiceprintz always pleased to make someone happy - and I know Graeme loves to oblige hahaha @graemestevens
May 14th, 2015  
Bizarreeeeeeee :)))
May 14th, 2015  
@annied @voiceprintz I'll oblige with anything I can ;)
@hermann That's how I roll...you should be used to it by now ;)
@dibzgreasley Thanks very much (I think) :)
@deak68 Either brave or a lunatic, and I know which one my money is on!
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens you are very obliging :)
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens oh god - I stupidly scrolled up with my eyes open!
May 14th, 2015  
Very nicely done - thank goodness the beach was deserted…. or was that after you began the photo session!
May 14th, 2015  
@annied That'll learn ya
@dide I had it completely to myself today...otherwise it would have been a very different shot ;)
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens it's the wine - no - not really - just plain stupidity - my body can cope with copious amounts of wine and still function normally - well as normal as I can be
May 14th, 2015  
Next time give me a shout so I can come down and capture the moment. This is great. Bloody Genius!
May 14th, 2015  
@annied As usual you only have yourself to blame
@spanner Thank you kindly good sir - I'm not sure if it's genius or insanity though!
May 14th, 2015  
Flipping Awesome....and you made me laugh...Bonus! FAV
May 14th, 2015  
@annbo Thanks very much, pleased to be of assistance ;)
May 14th, 2015  
@graemestevens Still laughing!! :D
May 14th, 2015  
Sue
Oh my! um well done you!!!! Was it cold? It looks cold. (The weather I mean)
May 14th, 2015  
@sioux It was a balmy, sub tropical 15 degrees so not too bad. Perfect weather for a frolic.
May 14th, 2015  
Sam
I have to agree with @annied - you are quite feminine in your skipping :) However you are looking trim, taut, tanned and terrific so as close to HOT as I have seen you before. Would have preferred to see you with NO speedos............I'm feeling that your title is a little white lie.
May 14th, 2015  
Ha ha brilliant.
May 14th, 2015  
@gigiflower oh Sam - you need medication - wine is not enough hahaha
May 14th, 2015  
Sam
@annied I'm trying so hard to be nice Ms Annie. Otherwise I cop his wrath and that's not at all pleasant.
May 14th, 2015  
@gigiflower hahahahahaha I like the wrath - maybe I need medication
May 14th, 2015  
Sam
@annied Obviously you need more wine!
May 14th, 2015  
@gigiflower i have the wine hahahahaha
May 14th, 2015  
Go for it Graeme... A man and his mask, BORN FREE. I can hear the music as I type...As free as a ..................................
May 14th, 2015  
There is something very unusual about this, like a dream out of a greek myth.
May 14th, 2015  
YES!! So much yes! Oh this makes me so happy
May 14th, 2015  
@gigiflower No, just no.
@andy3168 Thanks very much :)
@jack4john That wind certainly did blow...
@blueberry1222 I'm not sure what look I was aiming for, but that will do nicely - thanks
@morganmontgomeryphoto Pleased to have been of service ;)
May 14th, 2015  
"The wind beneath my...." now how does that song go??? Your lack of inhibition makes me jealous!
May 14th, 2015  
@divast8er Wings...not that I have any, but the wind certainly got beneath something...
May 14th, 2015  
Dude!! I really needed this today.
May 15th, 2015  
@aprilmilani Pleased to be of service ;)
May 15th, 2015  
Nice foreground and sky… would have been a good seascape had that bloke not ran across at a critical moment!
May 15th, 2015  
@yrhenwr Quite rude of him I thought
May 15th, 2015  
The first seven words of your profile sums it all up ... knew this was you as soon as I saw it. Top marks for imagination and bravado!
May 15th, 2015  
@adayinmallacoota I think it was more idiocy than bravado ;) And thanks very much
May 15th, 2015  
Don't know whether to laugh or cry - but I do like the shot! ;)
May 16th, 2015  
@juliedduncan I had the same reaction ;) And thanks :)
May 16th, 2015  
Nice body! I wonder why you hide your face!
May 17th, 2015  
@shepherdmanswife Just in case anyone I know see's a mad man on the beach!
May 17th, 2015  
jeez you are such a crap up!! :)
May 19th, 2015  
@brigette I couldn't help myself...deserted beach...camera...the need for freedom...it was bound to happen
May 19th, 2015  
@graemestevens indeed!! its very funny
May 19th, 2015  
Lee
Crazy man, crazy. Well done!
May 20th, 2015  
@gamelee Thank every much - barking mad ;)
May 20th, 2015  
Excellent!
May 24th, 2015  
@marniej03 Very diplomatic of you ;) And thanks!
May 25th, 2015  
Ok. This one.

After perusing pages and pages of your photos, trying to decide if I want to follow your project or not, this is the one that finally convinced me. Until this point, I just wasn't sure if you were crazy enough to keep an eye on.
October 22nd, 2015  
@ahleena Every now and then I let myself out to play...
October 22nd, 2015  
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