why does it always rain on me by graemestevens

why does it always rain on me

It's been precipitating rather heavily here recently - why just last night I was awoken from my gentle slumber by the sound of a large amount of moist being forcibly deposited on the outside ceiling of our humble abode.
This morning over a healthy breakfast of the finest house made granola served with natural yoghurt and a glass of whisky on the side (let's see who bites...) the weather was a hot topic of conversation with both Mrs Gas Mask Man and I agreeing that "golly gosh, it didn't half rain corpses and demons last night".

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Excellent. I don't know how you think of them, leave alone do them!
May 31st, 2019  
If you have too much rain you are welcome to send it our way. At least it was rain corpses and demons and not dogs and cats. And surely whiskey compliments granola just fine. Personally I can go without both.
May 31st, 2019  
I have to say, you're quite talented when it comes to these shots. Do you do anything with your vast repertoire aside from post them here?
May 31st, 2019  
Great shot!!
May 31st, 2019  
Top notch as usual! I am also rather partial to the Travis song of the same name as it sums up my life story although it's not always rain...
May 31st, 2019  
Hell of a leaky umbrella you've got there....
May 31st, 2019  
Lee
Sounds like a rough night. Personally I prefer a JD before bedtime , not after. And it has to be neat, every neat.
May 31st, 2019  
Another great shot!
May 31st, 2019  
I think you have an umbrella full of rain. Fabulous capture.
May 31st, 2019  
I love your magic umbrella. I might need to borrow it as we are over saturated here too.
May 31st, 2019  
Very clever and creative!
May 31st, 2019  
Fab treatment as always - that umbrella is bewitched:)
May 31st, 2019  
Great image. I am going to bite on the whiskey comment as I personally think whiskey goes better with a nice thick oatmeal and a little brown sugar. But have it with your hippy granola if you must.
May 31st, 2019  
Super creative and very bob! Whisky good with almost everything ;)
May 31st, 2019  
A nice combination, granola and whiskey. Only, I hope you had it without any ice for breakfast! Fav of course.
May 31st, 2019  
Brilliant- always enjoy reading your quips too! Fav
May 31st, 2019  
The touch of plaid adds so much!
May 31st, 2019  
yes i'm agreeing with the touch of plaid. very on trend. So as a wintery blast covers the country... by woodburner is out of action until the chimney flue is replaced in 18 days. Thankfully my house is sunny so can capture the warmth from the sun while it's there.
May 31st, 2019  
cracking me up!
May 31st, 2019  
@koalagardens I'm so sorry, it won't happen again. Which is probably not true.
@brigette We're still learning to cope with the heat of full insulation and double glazing...but I feel your pain from our houses of the past!
@granagringa It was bought to be worn ;)
@lyndamcg Have you go completely mad?
@domenicododaro I never have it with ice at any meal ;)
@jacqbb Thank you kindly - tis the water of life ;)
@gardencat I'm very partial to oatmeal as well - and it has to have brown sugar!
@fbailey Thank you very much - you'd never know that it only coat $8!
@kwind Thanks very much :)
@novab I'll send it over when I'm done with it ;)
@haskar I must have it inside out ;)
@jamibann Thank you very much :)
@gamelee If I am indulging then yes, very neat.
@joannakate It's inside out ;)
@rjb71 I like it as well...I only hope I haven't ruined it for you ;)
@harbie Thank you very much :)
@blueberry1222 Thank you very much - I don't do anything else with them other than Instagram and my page on Facebook....I'm too shy...
@salza They do tend to run around barking where the corpses are fairly quiet...
@jeneurell Thank you very much - if it helps, I'm not entirely sure either ;)
May 31st, 2019  
Nice umbrella!
June 1st, 2019  
@radiogirl It's fairly awful in real life...
June 1st, 2019  
So glad you put that umbrella to good use. We've just started water restrictions down under.
June 1st, 2019  
@graemestevens au container, you're much too talented.
June 1st, 2019  
@kjarn I'm down under as well and it's pissing down.
@blueberry1222 oh stop, you'll make me blush...
June 1st, 2019  
But you are over the pond.
June 1st, 2019  
@kjarn That doesn't mean it's not down under....
June 1st, 2019  
Of course. If I had remembered you were in NZ I would have said across the pond instead of down under in my first comment but my mind is like a sieve these days
June 1st, 2019  
@kjarn So is mine - I blame a complete lack of alcohol and too much exercise ;))
June 1st, 2019  
that's fun
June 2nd, 2019  
@shannejw That's diplomatic... ;)
June 2nd, 2019  
Just 'king brilliant... you de man!
June 3rd, 2019  
@vignouse Thank you kindly good sir :)
June 4th, 2019  
A fabulous shot, Graeme! Fav. Well done with another TT!!! :)
June 7th, 2019  
@gardenfolk Thank you very much :)
June 7th, 2019  
well done on making TT - the only hard bit about this is which one of yours in a given week should be the one to make it :)
June 7th, 2019  
@koalagardens Thank you so much - I shall blush immediately :)
June 7th, 2019  
@graemestevens ha that would make a great flash of red image :)
June 7th, 2019  
I’ve had my share of umbrellas like that...
June 12th, 2019  
@bankmann I don't know why I keep replacing it...
June 12th, 2019  
@graemestevens
It's in the thing's nature: An umbrella will never keep you dry and will always break. The more expensive it is, the more disappointed you'll be with it...
June 12th, 2019  
@bankmann There's so much that I'm disappointed with.... ;)
June 12th, 2019  
Granola with a kick- man, I lead a boring life....
June 16th, 2019  
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