I also pissed on all the fenceposts and took a crap on the neighbours lawn....which would go some way towards explaining why I had no time for anything other than this monstrosity.
Tomorrow I will be attempting to dry hump my own leg.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@byrdlip It's one of my "awfullest" shirts....even before editing it makes people feel woozy. I like that in my clothing ;) @domenicododaro I really need to see a doctor about my bottom half and it's tendency to wander... @pdulis That's going back a bit... ;) @gardencat I got to my barber earlier in the week but slipping this mask on did bring back unpleasant memories ;) @gardenfolk Laughter is a good thing, at least until a little bit of wee comes out... @kjarn It should come as no surprise that you're not first to make such a request ;) @olenadole Thank you so much :) @koalagardens It would have to be a silent movie because if I start singing we're all in big trouble... @jamibann Thousands have said the same ;)
@jgpittenger Who am I kidding....at my age I can't even reach my leg... @taffy It's certainly a rock n roll lifestyle... @redy4et That's a very diplomatic way to deal with what I'm posting ;)
May 23rd, 2020
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@domenicododaro I really need to see a doctor about my bottom half and it's tendency to wander...
@pdulis That's going back a bit... ;)
@gardencat I got to my barber earlier in the week but slipping this mask on did bring back unpleasant memories ;)
@gardenfolk Laughter is a good thing, at least until a little bit of wee comes out...
@kjarn It should come as no surprise that you're not first to make such a request ;)
@olenadole Thank you so much :)
@koalagardens It would have to be a silent movie because if I start singing we're all in big trouble...
@jamibann Thousands have said the same ;)
@space319 Thanks very much - I may have rambled a bit...
@haskar Satisfied ;)
@taffy It's certainly a rock n roll lifestyle...
@redy4et That's a very diplomatic way to deal with what I'm posting ;)