i'm not a conspiracy theorist but... by graemestevens

i'm not a conspiracy theorist but...

It's all linked - the Rothschilds have joined forces with the Illuminati who, controlled by their blue blooded lizard overlords have worked with Bill Gates to develop a microchip that will be hidden in a vaccine to be forced upon us so that we can all be tracked, monitored and kept docile for the new world order to take effect! Look it up sheeple! Do your own research! It's all linked and I can prove it because Geoff, a guy I went to school with, posted it on Facebook. And don't even get me started on fluoride or chemtrails! And the fuckers stole my legs so that I can't get out there and tell people!

Note: Please do not take this shit seriously, FFS
Well, if it's on Facebook then obviously it's totally true. A shame about your legs...
August 19th, 2020  
Um...more than your legs missing...
August 19th, 2020  
I for one welcome our blue blooded lizard overlords! I think Geoff maybe needs a little help..
August 19th, 2020  
I keep wondering how Bill Gates is the solution.... he still hasn't solved the COMPUTER virus problem.
August 19th, 2020  
What no gas mask?! I like the tartan cloth version though!
August 19th, 2020  
Fun shot!
August 19th, 2020  
So much love for this post!!
Do your own research but if you use a credible, fact-checked source it's not true because it's the MSM or the liberati or whatever
August 19th, 2020  
Not good enough mate. You forgot the rays from 5G towers, UV from the sun and not standing on cracks in the footpath.
August 19th, 2020  
I’m a mental health nurse and I hear similar stuff to this many times a day. Be careful
August 19th, 2020  
I just knew the illuminati was behind it all ... thanks for giving me the straight up facts!
August 19th, 2020  
g stevens sets the world to rights for me each morning, and i'm relieved to have this latest bulletin
August 19th, 2020  
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I understand. One thing surprises me though, you went to school!
August 19th, 2020  
So the slacks have been stolen too!! And the DMs!!!
August 19th, 2020  
Wonderful! All of life explained in one sentence!
August 19th, 2020  
@photographycrazy It's a revelation!
@fbailey Oh no! Not the DM's!!
@30pics4jackiesdiamond I only went for nap time ;)
@pistache No pressure for tomorrow then... ;)
@koalagardens It's the least I could do...
@kjarn I'm always careful when the nutbars are about...
@golftragic There's only so much that I can disclose at a time ;)
@dustyloup Quite so...and thank you :)
@jeffjones Yep...you'd think he'd get his own house in order first!
@rjb71 Geoff was always a twazzock...
@jackies365 We've all known that for some time ;)
@aikiuser Facebook is the source of all fact...as for the legs, I've always wanted wheels...
August 19th, 2020  
Are you quite sure you're not from Michigan? Because you'd fit right in here. We'll even call you a "Michigander!"
August 19th, 2020  
Calmly! Too much information paralyzes actions. And the existence of Big Brother must always be remembered.
August 19th, 2020  
And I laughed the most at the note
August 19th, 2020  
🤯👽
August 19th, 2020  
Ain't that the truth :)
August 19th, 2020  
but what's to stop you from crawling on your hands and dragging your torso? you have a message to get out there!
August 19th, 2020  
and the earth is flat...
August 19th, 2020  
love it
August 20th, 2020  
I'll keep my antennae tuned.
August 20th, 2020  
You pretty much are guaranteed to provide my daily dose of laughter
August 20th, 2020  
Like your face mask.
August 20th, 2020  
@yaorenliu Thanks - Mrs S made it for me :)
@jgpittenger No pressure... ;)
@golftragic Probably for the best - you don;t want to be caught out!
@jocasta Thanks very much :)
@caterina People keep falling off because of social distancing...
@blueberry1222 What was I thinking! I'll leave straight away!
@pdulis Yep...there's a lot of weird about...
@joemuli Yes, them too...
@linnypinny I had to put a disclaimer in ;)
@haskar Big Brother will always be there...
@juliedduncan I'm positive - you can tell because I've got a wonky accent ;)
August 20th, 2020  
I am living with one of these nutjobs! give me strength!
August 20th, 2020  
OK then! Lol
August 20th, 2020  
@radiogirl That's what i said ;)
@kali66 I got abused by a "live one" on a local photography page..how we laughed ;)
August 20th, 2020  
There are lies, damn lies... and t'interweb!
August 21st, 2020  
But who is telling the truth?! :-)
August 23rd, 2020  
@overalvandaan No one as far as I can tell...
@vignouse I blame social media!
August 24th, 2020  
I AM a conspiracy theorist! I read 1984. :)
September 1st, 2020  
@gardenfolk So did I...
September 1st, 2020  
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