you deserve a jolly good reaming

Fear not - I shall use an entire tube of lube...although I should warn you that once that brolley is in there I will be opening it.

[Clare Gadsby]

i simply don't know what i said to provoke this

[Call me Joe]

You’re wearing a mask……… good boy👌

[Kathy A]

I cant comment, I cant stop laughing

[Jane Pittenger]

I wish i had 1/2 of your creativity

[Graeme Stevens]

@jgpittenger I wish I had a bit more some days...
@kjarn as long as no wee comes out...
@joemuli It's my preferred look ;)
@pistache It could have been anything...

[KWind]

Very creative!!

[Marnie]

Oh boy, you've been and gone and done it again, mate. How the heck do you think of these creations. Pass on the brolly though.

[Marnie]

But I could suggest a few good candidates.

[Carole G]

Geared up for riding on public transport!

[aikiuser (jenn)]

I could think of others much more deserving than me. Just sayin'

[Graeme Stevens]

@aikiuser As can I so I think you may just get away unscathed ;)
@yorkshirekiwi The complete "out in public" kit...
@golftragic I already have a reasonably long list...
@kwind Thanks very much :)

[Julie Duncan]

Lucky for me I don't always get what I deserve. Captivating head-tilt and extended pinky though. ;)

[Lynda McG]

Looking dapper!

[Jacqueline]

Great shot, admire your ideas

[Sally Ings]

I'm glad you live half way around the world, especially whilst you are wielding a brolley

[Walks @ 7]

Almost civilized torture, what, what

[Islandgirl]

Nice umbrella!

[Graeme Stevens]

@radiogirl It keeps one dry ;)
@joysabin Quite so, tally ho and all that!
@salza I'll find a way... ;)
@jacqbb Thank you very much :)
@lyndamcg One does one's best ;)
@juliedduncan One of these days.... ;)

[FBailey]

Enough to put me off brollies for life!

[Graeme Stevens]

@fbailey Just as well we're waterproof once we get over 18 ;)