This year a daughter-in-law has really set a precedent about environmentally sensitive gift wrapping. So here's mine to her...topical newspaper tied with pure wool and festive sprouts, and no sellotape. It's all fully compostable.
You probably have to be British to appreciate the sprouts. (I thought there couldn't be many other photos tagged "sprouts", but there are!)
No, husband had to get his electric drill to the sprouts!
Oh dear! Surely not a place at Crisis at Christmas? Don't think you'd be able to buy sprouts in the South of France.