So we’re at Target. A whole family run - all four of us - and this nut is all over the place, grabbing this and grabbing that. Then, out of nowhere, he elects to withdraw a frozen pizza from one of the many freezers lining the far wall of the store and, once in hand, remains steadfast about keeping said pizza close by for a solid fifteen minutes. Sadly, the pizza didn’t make it home with us as he ended up placing it in a basket and then left the basket behind once we arrived at an aisle filled with toy balls. I’m now reality feeling bad about that lost pizza, but I guess it will live on forever in memory thanks to this goofy photo.
