Toilet Horror by ladymagpie

Toilet Horror

I expect like many of you, I got up this morning and first staggered to the Bathroom, reaching for my glasses on the way. Turning on the light I was confronted with this horror sat on the toilet cistern directly behind where I was about to rest.

Now I was not going to share my morning ablutions with anyone else, so I did the natural thing for us 365'ers and grabbed my camera. By now I was walking rather crossed leg but as I don't believe in killing anything I went to the kitchen for a tumbler and stiff coaster to imprison the creature and dispose of later. What a relief in many ways.

I do have my funny blog on a very similar experience, worth reading to the end just for a laugh.:

http://theramblingsofamadpensioner.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/the-big-black-hairy-monster-under-my.html
Oh, you have me in stitches here.....hahaha!!! Total relief hey?! I also hate spiders but run for my camera too, all hairs on my arms and back of neck standing straight up...we really are strange, us photogs!! Great image!
March 18th, 2014  
Hahaha perfect picture! I hate spiders but at least I don't have a phobia... :I
March 18th, 2014  
Read your blog.....hahahahaha a ball of cotton! hahaha !!
March 18th, 2014  
@lynnilou @justaspark Thank you ladies and Lyn, that blog is a true story, didn't I feel silly afterwards.
March 18th, 2014  
Lol!! Don't think I'd have been so magnanimous!! No guilt about flushing it away...p'raps it would swim out the other end!
March 18th, 2014  
@carolmw Thank you Carol, but you're so cruel, it didn't have it's water wings. Anyway didn't you know that God has a clipboard for everybody, and when you kill something he ticks it off on your clipboard, "Carol 1 fly, 2 beetles and a spider."
March 18th, 2014  
@ladymagpie .Lol!! I'm wicked!!
March 18th, 2014  
I always enjoy your writings, and I'm thrilled to know you have a blog. Can't wait to check it out. And I'm not as kind as you are...that spider would have gotten a free ride in the giant whirlpool.
March 18th, 2014  
@featherstone Thank you Sue, once you've read the blog on the link, click on the heading "The Ramblings of a Mad Pensioner". This will take you to the top of all my blogs. Recommend sliding to the bottom and clicking on older blogs, you should find some of those to your liking.
March 18th, 2014  
AS much as I hate Spiders, I also would have captured it( unless too fast) and got it outside where it prob would not last long. Great shot of the Beast!
March 18th, 2014  
That's one lucky spider LOL
March 18th, 2014  
Camera would not have been my first thought!
March 18th, 2014  
Haha spiders like you then
March 18th, 2014  
What a super shot. Very amusing. Fav
March 18th, 2014  
This is just hysterical, lol!!!! You always make me laugh with your witty comments:-) Look forward to the every time I'm on 365:-)
March 18th, 2014  
@brillomick @snowy @claireuk @philcameron59 @thresheg @stormi40 Thank you all for being brave and looking, also your comments. Yes Phil they seem to hunt me out.
March 18th, 2014  
LOL. As I was reading...heading to the kitchen for a tumbler...I thought you were going to say Scotch. Often I'll pick them up in a Kleenex. Not sure I would have been so magnanimous with a full blatter.
March 18th, 2014  
@kathiecb Thanks Kathie, The full bladder went right out of my mind when I spotted the creature, it was a matter of survival and stopping it from watching me in the nude, not a pretty sight and I could have killed it through shock.
March 19th, 2014  
LOL - Some creatures (crickets, for example) are allowed to live if they find their way into the house. Spiders, not so much! And I had to read the blog again...so funny, even on the second and third reading!
March 19th, 2014  
Ooh, that's creepy, Heather! But you nerves of steel to get the photo before you dispatched it outside!
March 19th, 2014  
@linnypinny @khawbecker Thank you ladies, I seem to be a favourite with them.
March 19th, 2014  
Poor wee thing!! Good brave shot!
March 19th, 2014  
Ahahaha your photo and this entire page of posts is hilarious. Then I went to your blog and I'm laughing so hard I have to go mop my face. Thanks for the belly laugh. I needed that.
March 21st, 2014  
@barbarajdonnellan Thank you Barbara, glad I gave you a laugh and perhaps I should put more links on 365project.
March 21st, 2014  
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