Who you Staring At by ladymagpie

Who you Staring At

I was standing in my porch watching these two in my front garden, they were having one humdinger of a scrap. Now I can't tell a male wood pigeon from a female one, well it's not as if they have different hair styles is it, and they seem to be dressed the same.

Going by the attitude of both of them they were definitely two males arguing over a female that was watching close by. It made me think for a minute, when was the last time 2 human's scrapped over my attention.

There is a simple answer to that one, never unless it was a salesman trying to give me the best bargain at the market. Anyway, the way these two were arguing and staring at each other, I would have rather have gone off for a Chinese takeaway than to wait for this fight to finish.

Keep smiling.
Ahaaahaaaa!!!! Nice photo and funny narrative!
April 11th, 2021  
They do look rather intense.
I hope you went for the takeaway. I called our local takeaway last night and asked them if they delivered.... and the said no we just do chicken and fish :)
April 11th, 2021  
@yoland All the old ones are the best, so glad I've found someone with the same stupid humour as myself. I hate liver anyway, it's offal.
April 11th, 2021  
LOL - fav for the laugh - you caught the discussion perfectly - just look at the expression of the one on the left!!!
April 11th, 2021  
haha....that look tho'.....
April 11th, 2021  
Great story I can just imagine having a punch up and squawk at each other. Like your edit.
April 11th, 2021  
Thanks for the morning giggle, it makes my day😊
April 11th, 2021  
Great story -- and that look tells it all !!
April 11th, 2021  
Great capture and narrative.Fav😊
April 11th, 2021  
The one on the left looks very indignant....keep away from my woman! There were some rooks having a real old scrap on our neighbours roof yesterday...mating time!
April 11th, 2021  
Great shot
April 11th, 2021  
lovely
April 11th, 2021  
Fun shot. The one on the left looks rather indignant.
April 12th, 2021  
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