Well, Jinks would like that. I once took him on a walk and counted the times he lifted his leg. It was either 23 times in 25 mins walk or 25 times in 23 mins walk. A lot, however you look at it.
This reminds me of the time when we lived in a cottage that fronted directly on to the street. One particularly exasperating lady used to let her dogs pee right under my kitchen window. One day, catching them at it yet again, I called out that I would bring my two small boys round to pee under hers!