The Apostrophe Society by peadar

The Apostrophe Society

A news item much covered last week here in the UK was the demise of "The Apostrophe Society" - a literary pressure group that was set up to tackle what became known as "The Grocer's Apostrophe", because of the proliferation of shop signs saying things like "Tomato's", and "Potato's", and "Karen's Bit's and Bob's at Bargain Price's". The founder said he had given up, in the face of widespread misuse of the apostrophe, and the lack of apparent interest by large corporations and public bodies. What a shame.

One of my favourite examples of misuse is "RESIDENTS REFUSE TO BE PUT IN THE BINS", which should, of course, be "Residents' refuse to be put in the bins." One tiny little apostrophe making the difference between a protest by residents who do not want to be put in a bin and an imploring notice by a building owner about how residents deal with their rubbish.

I happen to be reading Giles Brandreth's book "Have you eaten Grandma?", his very funny tome on the use and misuse of punctuation, grammar and good English. So, here's a homage to the humble apostrophe, and let's hope someone else takes up the cudgel on behalf of it!
I learn a lot reading your comments, I must admit that I never know where to put this satanic apostrophe ! ;)
December 17th, 2019  
@cocobella Corinne, yes, it's a struggle. The apostrophe indicates possession or omission. As in "Peter's car", and "I don't know". After that, it gets complicated... šŸ˜€
December 17th, 2019  
We had a long discussion at work about this and we were all very sad to learn the society had ended.
December 17th, 2019  
I can see why he gave up - even though it's very sad. There are just so many ridiculous examples that you meet nearly every day that you have to tune out or go mad.....
December 17th, 2019  
I read it with great interest. At my level, this is a big problem. Sometimes, reading the comments, I wonder what the author meant. And I ordered the book.
December 18th, 2019  
@haskar It's difficult enough for native English speakers, it must be a nightmare for those learning the language. I hope you enjoy the book. He is very "English" and so is his sense of humour! šŸ˜€
December 18th, 2019  
Thank you Peter. I am dyslexic and I have language problems. Even with Polish. But I solve the integrals in my mind. Ha! Ha!
December 18th, 2019  
I go crazy when apostrophe marks turn up in all the wrong places! What a shame it has gone.......
December 18th, 2019  
Wonderful narrative.
December 18th, 2019  
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December 18th, 2019  
Sad to hear the society is no longer!
December 18th, 2019  
I read about the demise of the Apostrophe Society. That little bit of punctuation can make a world of difference to what message is being created.

Ian
December 18th, 2019  
How interesting. I find it a difficult matter too, even in Dutch ;)
December 20th, 2019  
agree, apostrophe and comma are so important, can change the whole meaning of a sentence.
Pity it is getting lost, makes reading so difficult, not to mention the spelling ........
December 20th, 2019  
Great narrative. I had read about the demise of the society and was very sorry too. Nowadays a problem with apostrophes is created by the automatic corrector. Have you noticed that the its is ALWAYS changed to itā€™s? For those interesting in punctuation there is another pleasant book by Lynne Truss: Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation. By the way, Iā€™m going to buy the Giles Brandethā€™s book!
December 23rd, 2019  
@caterina Yes, I've read the Lynne Truss book, very funny and educational. I agree about autocorrect, a horrible invention. I'm sure you'll enjoy Giles. šŸ˜‚
December 23rd, 2019  
Shouldnā€™t it be LynneTrussā€™s book? Seriously
December 23rd, 2019  
@caterina Haha, well, it would except that I used the form "the Lynne Truss book" so it's a descriptive phrase, "the black car", "the very large elephant", "the nice bottle of lemonade", "the Lynne Truss book".... Who said English was easy?
December 23rd, 2019  
@peadar thank you Peadar. Iā€™m certainly not the one
December 23rd, 2019  
@caterina Trussā€™s book *is* a fun diversion. I have belatedly come to this post via the ā€˜apostropheā€™ tag because I have a problem with signs and labels in the U.S. that use the apostrophe in the place of the proper ā€œprimeā€ symbol for measurements in feet. See https://365project.org/rhoing/365/2022-05-30 and the links I used!
January 9th, 2023  
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