Aiden: "Mommy why don't you have long hair?"
Me: "Because I like my hair short."
Aiden: "But if you had long hair you would look like all the other moms."
Me: "Well I don't want to look like all the other moms."
Aiden: "Why not?"
Me: "Because the only person I want to look like is me and I am perfectly happy being me!"
Aiden: "I liked it when you were bald."