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Last night I went to dinner with my mummy gangsters and felt utterly sick and pig-like after over eating. I adore having my mummy friends and love going out without the kids (as horrible as that sounds). We went to a local restaurant notorious for large meals. I got the good ol’ trusty chicken snitzel with vegetables. As it was laid in front of me I thought, “shit, what the hell would a king size meal look like?”. The snitzel that lay in front of me looked like it was from a pterodactyl not a chicken. I ate way too much and still sent food back. We then headed to the local Max Brenner chocolate bar. Once again my eyes were too big for my mouth. Walking to the car I thought to myself that I’m going to need to do some serious work on the cross trainer. Thanks ladies for the belly hurting laughs and adult conversation. Hope to do it again soon.
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