There once was a follicly challenged man,
Who went by the name of Big Stan,
When out he never felt like a mug,
Mostly because of his brand new rug,
But one winter's night out in town,
He dropped a fiver and bent right down,
Just as a gust of wind from the north
Blew that rug right clean orf, (pushing it a bit there I know)
For months he searched and looked,
And some said on that rug he was quite hooked,
Every stranger he passed he would beseech
Until one day he ended up at the beach...
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
The beach looks so barren and bare of plant life that it’s almost a shock to see that one clump. I wonder how far it has travelled before ending up here.
You are so talented Graeme, maybe there is a genius lurking in your head!
You know what they say “There is only a hair’s breadth between genius and madness “
@denful I think I know which side of that hair I'm sitting on... @juliedduncan Pleased to have been of assistance ;) @swchappell Thanks very much :) @pdulis The last thing I need is Elton on my beach... @myzsteriousmizsterjones I think quite a lot is broked... @domenicododaro I haven't yet...probably won't get 'round to it either...I might be missing out on millions, especially with my delicate singing voice... @jacqbb Thanks very much :) @kjarn You're welcome ;) @annied Yes indeed, or words to that effect... @30pics4jackiesdiamond I don't know that I'd go so far as to say "poetry" ;) @jamibann Thank you kindly :) @koalagardens Thank you kindly :) @jgpittenger I'm so sorry ;) @gardencat It travelled about 50 metres when I picked it up in the car park and took it to the water ;)
@byrdlip That's the only way to do it... @northy Probably some bizarre hybrid... @haskar Thanks very much - I think the veil is long gone, along with the woman...
Awsomely fiddly SC too
You know what they say “There is only a hair’s breadth between genius and madness “
@juliedduncan Pleased to have been of assistance ;)
@swchappell Thanks very much :)
@pdulis The last thing I need is Elton on my beach...
@myzsteriousmizsterjones I think quite a lot is broked...
@domenicododaro I haven't yet...probably won't get 'round to it either...I might be missing out on millions, especially with my delicate singing voice...
@jacqbb Thanks very much :)
@kjarn You're welcome ;)
@annied Yes indeed, or words to that effect...
@30pics4jackiesdiamond I don't know that I'd go so far as to say "poetry" ;)
@jamibann Thank you kindly :)
@koalagardens Thank you kindly :)
@jgpittenger I'm so sorry ;)
@gardencat It travelled about 50 metres when I picked it up in the car park and took it to the water ;)
@joysabin I'd do the same...
@byrdlip Shag pile...
Hope all is well away from the beaches.
@northy Probably some bizarre hybrid...
@haskar Thanks very much - I think the veil is long gone, along with the woman...