365 Project - Recent uploads from Lady Magpie (Heather)

2026-05-13 - I Love my Tits (Poem)

Thu, 14 May 26 20:32:07 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

The seasons here, and I love my Tits I make them fatter on those suety bits They come and go all through the day To feed their young, during the month of May I sit and watch...

2026-05-05 - A Snip at a Price (Poem)

Tue, 05 May 26 18:09:11 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

The older you get, the harder it gets, to bend right down to your toes Yet standing up straight, health’s still a debate But at least you can pick your nose As weeks go by, your...

2026-04-24 - This Gardener's Potty (Poem)

Fri, 24 Apr 26 15:43:18 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

The weather’s fine, your gardens good I should make mine right, like others would Yet due to old age, my pots are down low The pain in my hips, are beginning to grow I needed a...

2026-04-21 - Old Car or Old Bruv? (Poem)

Tue, 21 Apr 26 16:50:20 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

Now here’s a big puzzle for you to all solve Which one is young, and the other’s is old One has 4 wheels and the second has legs Found them both in a Man Caves shed Out...

2026-04-13 - Am I just a big Mug. (Twitch on the pic)

Mon, 13 Apr 26 15:10:27 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

I'm beginning to wonder if my twitching fingers at auctions are turning me into a big MUG, Well look at these all dating from 1880 to 1910 and made by the Doulton Lambeth...

2026-04-07 - Mountain to me, Hillside for the young. (Poem)

Tue, 07 Apr 26 17:35:05 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

Spring is here and the day is bright, a large sun with a very blue light I had to leave my bungalow prison, Geocaching would be my mission In my car and along the valley,...

2026-04-04 - Not the Moon, but History to India

Sat, 04 Apr 26 14:06:23 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

I often talk about my finger twitching whilst watching auctions on line. But in this case, I was pleased to have twitched and capture this framed picture of my Father's airship ready to...

2026-03-19 - What a View (Poem)

Thu, 19 Mar 26 18:58:56 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

The sun has got its hat on, hip, hip, hip hooray I needed to get out the house, on such a sunny day This is so close to my home, I’ve been here many times I...

2026-03-12 - Who Captured Them?

Thu, 12 Mar 26 18:12:41 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

I suddenly spotted this moth on the outside of my bedroom window, so grabbed my phone and went outside to capture it. I then had memories of the 1950's when I was...

2026-03-01 - Strange Electric Buggies

Sun, 01 Mar 26 20:18:07 +0100

Lady Magpie (Heather) posted a photo:

I had to take my big ugly Brother to the doctors the other day for a new dressing on his hand after he had to have his small finger removed. It was because...