'Dry mouth, looseness of the bowels, brain hurts? You are suffering from Maladie de Trompf' said Docteur de Lisieux. 'There is only one cure, and it is made in Ireland. A bottle or two should do it'.
'Once a day?' asked the patient.
'Oh, I should think so'' said the doctor, 'at least, until the symptoms go away'
'When will that be?' asked the patient.
'At least four years', said the doctor, 'unless those 2nd Amendment people come up with something.'
@leggzy Have to agree, we would go for Bushmills Black Label all the time if we could, but it is not available here. Plus I don't think the square bottle would have worked. And now I know why you were visiting the Giant's Causaeway, I suppose a visit to the distillery took place!
Bushmill's is a nice drop of irish whisky too :)