FOR 2025 #14 - Flash of Red by phil_sandford

FOR 2025 #14 - Flash of Red

The oil lamp left to me by mother. There's a reason she left it to me which I'll briefly explain.

Back in the late 70s, my parents and my 2 brothers went away on holiday for a week or two, leaving me at home alone. I threw a party, without their knowledge or consent (as it wouldn't have been given); in the morning I found the oil lamp shade in multiple pieces.

Back in the late 70s early 80s, there was an advert on ITV for the Yellow Pages (the hard copy version of Google today), where a young bloke has much the same issue as I had but with scratches on a wooden table; he scoured the Yellow Pages and got a furniture restorer in to fix it before his parents got home. I didn't use the Yellow Pages, I contacted a very posh department store in Norwich who I'd seen selling them and they said they could source a replacment of near as damnit the exact same colour. A couple of days later I took a train to Norwich, paid for and collected the replacement shade, brought it home and bob's your uncle, who would know? My parents came home and nothing was said.

Fast forward to 2001 a year before my Mother passed away in 2002 and during a visit to see her with Carole, my Mum took me to one side and said "you need to take the oil lamp when I go, at the end of the day, you bought the shade."

Mothers - you can't hide anything from them.

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Very nice Flash of Red photo and delightful tale of your youthful misadventures.
February 14th, 2025  
Beautiful story… your lovely mum kept the secret.
February 14th, 2025  
Ha ha ha, that is a fabulous story! She knew....
I remember that ad so well too.
February 14th, 2025  
PS just read this out aloud to my boys. They are still laughing!
February 14th, 2025  
LOL and great photo
February 14th, 2025  
Lovely shot and what a fabulous story!
February 14th, 2025  
Great story and lovely shot.
February 14th, 2025  
Great story. Yeah, moms. I lost mine almost half-my-life ago in ’91.
February 14th, 2025  
I of course , already know this story! Considering what some kids get up to in this day & age, all rather harmless.
Lovely shot for flash of red!
February 14th, 2025  
Nice image and terrific story.
February 14th, 2025  
Oh how lovely, that’s a great story! I bet all those years you thought you had got away with it! You can’t fool mums! You were a very enterprising young man though , no wonder you did well in life!
February 14th, 2025  
A wonderful story, and lovely lamp
February 14th, 2025  
Parents know
February 14th, 2025  
Great shot and story
February 14th, 2025  
Nice
February 14th, 2025  
What a story Phil. It looks like a magical lamp.
February 15th, 2025  
Wonderful story and image
February 15th, 2025  
This is the best story I've read for ages!!
February 15th, 2025  
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