I'm gonna try and make a long story short. First of all Lincoln is not feeling well. You see, Karen went out of town and Otis http://365project.org/hwy61/365/2010-06-02 decided to have a party. Well he decided to invite us boys down. We had a blast! My buddy Lincoln here played way too much Kibble Pong and now he's paying for it. I'm putting him to bed before Mom finds out and whatever you do...Don't tell Otis's Mom about the party. We helped Otis clean up but he still has quite a mess...Shhhhh!
I'm owned by 5 Longhaired Dachshunds. Jack, Jetson, Jordan, Lincoln, & Lego...They are known as the Sheridan Avenue Boys. My 365 Project will be all...
That sneaky Otis! Jetson, that's so nice of you to take care of Lincoln. I'm sure he will return the favor when needed. You may want to hide the beer shades. If your mom finds them she will know you've been up to something.
OK. Otis is in trouble now. I am really surprised he would have friends over while I am away! I am sorry you boys are hurting but you have no one to blame but yourselves! I bet your mom was worried sick until you got home. Otis is most certainly grounded for the next month!
Do you need a Nurse?