As we drove down a residential side street in Brookings, Oregon my wife was very excited to see these Wild Turkeys on the front lawn of this house. I laughed and then in all seriousness, I told her that they were actually just lawn ornaments, they were not moving at all--so there was nothing to get excited about. Of course, once they started to stir and then were joined by several other "lawn ornaments", one of which I thought was in attack-ready mode--my wife had the last laugh.
P.S. The Goose on the far left is definitely just a lawn ornament...I think.