waiting to cross simcoe street at front street, this man stood in front of me, holding a small posie and a bear where this mylar balloon was attached, obviously for delivery somewhere. the selfie was unintentional (i didn't even notice it until i was processing this) as i was mostly focusing on the balloon as it was rather sparkly; it was quite windy and i was trying to capture it with its movement.
note: images on the balloon are closer than they appear. also they are distorted due to the balloon's shape.
So you don't like the distortion - it might be very flattering! Its not easy to pick out! A good photo opportunity! I wish I was getting a bear and a balloon!