Lockdown update 2027 by swillinbillyflynn

Lockdown update 2027

Covid lockdown update 9/1/2027

It is now 6 years since we went into full Covid lockdown. Today, the government podcast informed us there were 5,545 deaths in the last 24 hours and 5 new varients of Covid-27 have been detected in the last month. New vaccines will be issued as soon as they are available.

It has also been reported that urgent talks have been taking place between King Boris, Princess Merkel and Emporer Macron, to discuss how best to strengthen coastal defences against the constant raids from The Dark Lord Tumps pirate fleet.

Civilians are now on half rations and I must admit that we have become very reliant on the the odd rat or two that the cats bring in as gifts for us.

We have been allocated new home manufacturing tasks this week and are busy here in our bunker making rolls of barbed wire.

King Boris and Lord High Wizard Farage both assure us that the end is in sight and that they are working tirelessly to lift the full lockdown by the end of the decade.

In other news we have been secretly tuning in to the illegal (non government) radio stations and they keep talking about a Covid free paradise in New Zealand where people are allowed out doors and can walk freely in the sunshine, but surely this can't possibly be true can it?

yikes, something to look forward to!?!
January 9th, 2021  
haha.......that is fab.....
January 9th, 2021  
Very clever:)
January 9th, 2021  
Well-written. Darkly entertaining.
January 9th, 2021  
Ha ha but we shouldn’t jest...stranger things have happened! 😱. There are lots of things we never would have believed but have come to pass!
January 9th, 2021  
Love this! Great narrative.
January 9th, 2021  
Top stuff.
January 9th, 2021  
Fantastic!
January 10th, 2021  
Great timetraveling you did!
January 10th, 2021  
Great shot and fantastic story telling :-)
January 10th, 2021  
Hahaha omg your writing is even better with the photo there is so much I love about your so close to home satirical storytelling. Have you thought about compelling image driven story writing?
January 10th, 2021  
2027 please God no ...... we have the crazy politics herein the US to deal with also.... never ending
January 10th, 2021  
I think you may have the wrong date Mr F??
January 10th, 2021  
@30pics4jackiesdiamond Just a projection of a dystopian future. :)
January 10th, 2021  
Brilliantly post-apocalyptic!
January 11th, 2021  
Super cool self portrait, but I’m putting it in my favorites for the narrative. Brilliant (if unsettling)!
January 13th, 2021  
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