'Er what do I do?

Saw this 'couple' at one of the locks at Bradford on Avon wharf looking bemused at the lock gate.

I think it was probably there first time at 'boating' on a canal.

Can you imagine the conversation?

'Er what do I do now there's this big gate in my way luv?'

'Perhaps we can spend the week at the wharfside, there's a pub round the corner?'