This is for the Fiveplustwo Sin City challenge. I'm still not happy with it but it has to be done as I never miss an opportunity to play with knives and toy guns. On this occasion it would appear that my trusty Nerf Gun was not up to the task of defending me from interlopers, assassins and those intent on molesting my comestibles.
Best viewed against the black if you must view it at all...right now I must dash as one of my dogs has farted and I feel the very real urge to leave the house. Vile creature.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@bill_fe Thanks very much - I don't know what they're eating but it must stop! Mind you, it's a good excuse to buy a gas mask... @overalvandaan Thanks very much :) @bigugly Thank you very much, appreciated @andrewkru Thanks very much - that hurt a little but apparently it will heal... @vignouse Thanks very much :) @tammyputney LOL I'm hardly smooth enough for that, but thanks anyway :)
I am kind of embarrassed that I knew about this news story, went hunting for it, just so I could post the link. Some days, I am no older than 13. Sorry.
Are you on a shelf in your man shed.......I think you have raided the kitchen drawer again! Up in the night as I can't sleep....this does not help ....makes me smile though!!
Stevens.... Graeme Stevens LOL! I laughed at the James Bond comment above. I have never seen a James Bond with a PT on his chin before.... :) Clever shot, mate.
@kali66 If there's an alley then that's where I'll be - pleased I made you laugh! @brigette I know - it never stops! @rosiekerr Thanks very much - I read the article and it says small doses of Hydrogen Sulfide are okay. This was an enormous dose...also nice to know that I'm not the only 13 year old in the room!!! @voiceprintz You may be right - might be time to dog out the flame thrower. And thanks very much :) @kt8ird Thanks very much. Your dog barfed on the monopoly board??? I bet that filled the shoe up... @happypat At least I've delivered a smile...as for where I am...lying on the deck outside with some old aluminium trestles and a sheet of corrugated iron stacked up behind me. There goes the magic... @annied Thank you very much, I hall try to maintain normal cranium size. Reservoir Dogs...very cool film @tomtom Thanks very much - that thing on my chin is there for unspecified reasons which we will not be going into on a public forum... @karlow75 Thanks very much - it's all back in the kitchen now :) @mzzhope Thank you very much, always appreciated - I might quit my day job and start a small but vicious gangster syndicate instead. @rangerxenos Thank you so much, always appreciated ;)
@graemestevens It was just a little, but enough to fill the shoe up. I forfeited the game...maybe time for a new one since she already chewed up the 1s, 5s, and 10s!!
@kt8ird One of our dogs used to steal things and take them to her bed while we were out. We came home one day and she'd eaten A - C of the dictionary. The very next day we came home and Stephen Fry's autobiography was open on her bed! True story...I'm thinking some of the words may have been a bit big for her...
@annied He certainly puts out some "interesting" flicks...as for my behaviour, why thank you. I'm saving up all my angst for Camera/Photography/ Cardigan club tonight. Another assessment of our bad work and shoddy technique...
@annied Me being praised never leads to a good shot the following day, so I hope they lay into me and pull everything to shreds...Versatility was the theme and we had to submit 6 shots each. Really, really struggled to come up with 6 different styles/shots. I may have to go along drunk.
@epcello Thanks very much ;) @cailts Thanks very much ;) @annied It'll never happen - we were still up past midnight (shock!) and more than slightly tiddly...
Oh, no! I feel like I should call 911! And not for the knife wound. Vile dog farts could knock a person right out! Very creative shot. Sounds like it might be time to invest in a more powerful Nerf gun. Or perhaps one of those Nerf bow and arrows?
@tabarlett Thanks very much - we often have to wear breathing apparatus at our house because of the hounds and their gaseous explosions...if I'd known there was a bow I would have had that!!!
Guns are the great equalizer - it seems that you could have taken them out.... No crucial arteries appear to be hit, I think you might make it! Unless, of course, the stank dog odor gets to you first.
@eyeamlisa Thanks very much - I nearly expired before I left the house...eyes streaming, couldn't breath properly...it was close call! @annied We tend to retire at about 10.30, curled up under our crocheted blankets dreaming of knitting
@gigiflower Good lord no - it's my only white t-shirt stretched over my ample and ever increasing girth. I like to think of my paunch as my "one pack".
@graemestevens Phew, for a moment I thought I would have to have a "skivvy" conversation with you, and our "friendship" could have finished on the spot. As for your one pack - no comment. It would be un-lady like of me to say anything
@gigiflower I wouldn't be caught dead in a skivvy. For anyone. A tutu yes, but never ever a skivvy. And it would be unlady like in the extreme for you to mention my one pack, although I am starting to attract small orbiting bodies. @mikegifford Thanks very much - apparently it will heal but I may limp forever more...
@blueberry1222 Damn straight...and @mikegifford you make a valid point! @gigiflower That goes without saying - who would wear a tutu without the nail polish??? @dibzgreasley Thank you very much :) This one took about 20 minutes plus some trial shot...plus some playing with the Nerf Gun...much appreciated too :)
Today in Idaho at an antique mall I was buying a couple of books while a young guy was buy his 60th knife. He has a couple of hatchets too he said. Not sure why he needed to tell strangers about his collection. Then I saw your picture tonight!!! :-)
@yaorenliu I did think of that but I have no tomato sauce until tomorrow night when we do the groceries...and thank you as always :) @susale Thank you very much, always appreciated... @trinda Thats a whole lot of knives! I just use the kitchen ones but maybe I should go shopping...
My 5 year old has just asked to look at this. I have sent him away. I think you need to start rating your photos like films so we know their suitability. You know like L - suitable for ladies like @gigiflower@annied P - pretty scene of something suitable for all W - not suitable for those with weakened pelvic floor due to extreme laughter risk.... Get the idea?
I have no idea what sin city is but it looks like a dark place! Maybe you could harness the dog farts as a weapon for when your not so trusty gun lets you down!
@newbank@gigiflower If I remember to rate them, I'll rate them (let's not forget that I'm 44 and prone to forgetting EVERYTHING). Some days it's a wonder I remember to put trousers on. @golftragic Thanks very much :) @wearing0 If I could find something capable of storing the dog farts it would be a fabulous idea... @pinkpaintpot Kim knows - it's her tutu! @tracelee Thanks very much - they're great fun to do, just pretend it's not you and you'll be fine ;) @andy3168 Thanks very much :)
I'm 34. Go upstairs forgot why I went upstairs. Go downstairs. Remember needed loo. Go upstairs. Do something else. Go downstairs. Half hour later remember still not been to loo.
@gigiflower You frightened me with the skivvy comment, hideous things! Graeme, didn't your mum tell you playing with knives is dangerous! Love the shot!
@newbank@gigiflower well I am much older than you so I feel quite comfortable viewing all - I may skip the ladylike and head straight to the good stuff though HAHAHAHA @graemestevens
saw a skivvy mentioned - there are some that can carry that off in a very sexy manner
@annied@newbank@graemestevens a skivvy is NOT a white bonds t-shirt Ms Annie!!!! I LOVE Bonds t-shirts.............MUCH different than a dreary old man skivvy!!!!!!!!!
@annied@newbank@graemestevens BRING IT ON you TWAT BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for Mr Stevens to WAKE UP knowing that I told the WORLD that he wears SKIVVYs!
@annied@newbank SO am I, SO am I!!! I'm going to get up a little bit earlier just so I can read @graemestevens response!!!! TWAT BOLLOCKS TWAT BOLLOCKS TWAT BOLLOCKS!!
@annied@graemestevens Now you are in SO MUCH TROUBLE Ms Annie!!! I'm supposed to be in bed right now however I can't sleep as I'm LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@annied heheheh ok off to bed now so I can get some shut eye and be super alert when I get up to read @graemestevens diatribe back to you and I!!!! Goodnight xx
@amandal Look forward to seeing it :) @roseolivia Thanks very much :) @lilminimonka Thanks very much - I might take it to work today... @redpants Thanks very much indeed :) My mum told me many things, all of which I ignored! @pinkpaintpot Thanks very much :) @peonylane Thank you very much :)
@gigiflower@annied@newbank It's my actual birthday today, so there will be no diatribe. Why oh why? I hear you cry...because dear friends I would rather spend the day revelling in the knowledge that you went to bed late, set your alarms early and got out of bed earlier than usual...for nothing. Have a super fab and groovy day, yours sincerely HRH TWAT BOLLOCKS.
@newbank Thanks - I'm a day younger in the UK, gotta love that! @bill_fe Why thank you. I may get drunk later. @jaynspain Thanks very much :) @gigiflower Thanks awfully loyal subject :)
@annied thanks awfully :) @taffy Thanks very much...just tucked behind my knee...I might be insane but I'm not mad! @jess1204 thanks very much - that knife is one of my favourites :) @harbie I speak the truth...
@overalvandaan Thanks very much :)
@bigugly Thank you very much, appreciated
@andrewkru Thanks very much - that hurt a little but apparently it will heal...
@vignouse Thanks very much :)
@tammyputney LOL I'm hardly smooth enough for that, but thanks anyway :)
I am laughing so hard
yeah the knife in the leg is a great touch, and your poor comestables!
As an aside, your dog may just be trying to save your life... http://www.9news.com/story/news/health/2014/07/13/farting-improve-your-health/12595175/
I am kind of embarrassed that I knew about this news story, went hunting for it, just so I could post the link. Some days, I am no older than 13. Sorry.
@brigette I know - it never stops!
@rosiekerr Thanks very much - I read the article and it says small doses of Hydrogen Sulfide are okay. This was an enormous dose...also nice to know that I'm not the only 13 year old in the room!!!
@voiceprintz You may be right - might be time to dog out the flame thrower. And thanks very much :)
@kt8ird Thanks very much. Your dog barfed on the monopoly board??? I bet that filled the shoe up...
@happypat At least I've delivered a smile...as for where I am...lying on the deck outside with some old aluminium trestles and a sheet of corrugated iron stacked up behind me. There goes the magic...
@annied Thank you very much, I hall try to maintain normal cranium size. Reservoir Dogs...very cool film
@tomtom Thanks very much - that thing on my chin is there for unspecified reasons which we will not be going into on a public forum...
@karlow75 Thanks very much - it's all back in the kitchen now :)
@mzzhope Thank you very much, always appreciated - I might quit my day job and start a small but vicious gangster syndicate instead.
@rangerxenos Thank you so much, always appreciated ;)
@cailts Thanks very much ;)
@annied It'll never happen - we were still up past midnight (shock!) and more than slightly tiddly...
Nice, "fun" shot!
@annied We tend to retire at about 10.30, curled up under our crocheted blankets dreaming of knitting
@mikegifford Thanks very much - apparently it will heal but I may limp forever more...
@gigiflower That goes without saying - who would wear a tutu without the nail polish???
@dibzgreasley Thank you very much :) This one took about 20 minutes plus some trial shot...plus some playing with the Nerf Gun...much appreciated too :)
@susale Thank you very much, always appreciated...
@trinda Thats a whole lot of knives! I just use the kitchen ones but maybe I should go shopping...
@golftragic Thanks very much :)
@wearing0 If I could find something capable of storing the dog farts it would be a fabulous idea...
@pinkpaintpot Kim knows - it's her tutu!
@tracelee Thanks very much - they're great fun to do, just pretend it's not you and you'll be fine ;)
@andy3168 Thanks very much :)
saw a skivvy mentioned - there are some that can carry that off in a very sexy manner
btw - when I say skivvy I reallly mean white bonds T-shirt hahahahahahaha
@newbank Ms Newbank........I bet your young boys wear skivvy's to school!
/ˈskɪvi/
noun
noun: skivvy; plural noun: skivvies; noun: skivvy shirt; plural noun: skivvy shirts
1.
Britishinformal
a female domestic servant who performs menial tasks.
"I found a job as a maid-of-all-work, a skivvy"
•a person doing work that is poorly paid and considered menial.
"I'm really the office skivvy"
2.
USAustralian
a lightweight high-necked long-sleeved garment.
•a T-shirt or short-sleeved vest.
3.
North Americantrademark
underwear consisting of a vest and underpants.
verb
Britishinformal
verb: skivvy; 3rd person present: skivvies; past tense: skivvied; past participle: skivvied; gerund or present participle: skivvying
1.
do menial household tasks; work as a skivvy.
"I was skivvying for that Brixton family
Hence my confusion on this thread....
http://www.mrfleecy.com.au/S.htm?x
HAHAH @annied :)
@roseolivia Thanks very much :)
@lilminimonka Thanks very much - I might take it to work today...
@redpants Thanks very much indeed :) My mum told me many things, all of which I ignored!
@pinkpaintpot Thanks very much :)
@peonylane Thank you very much :)
@denisefuller I know I was - absolutely vile!
@bill_fe Why thank you. I may get drunk later.
@jaynspain Thanks very much :)
@gigiflower Thanks awfully loyal subject :)
@taffy Thanks very much...just tucked behind my knee...I might be insane but I'm not mad!
@jess1204 thanks very much - that knife is one of my favourites :)
@harbie I speak the truth...