It is a little known fact in modern times that Jesus was a keen surfer and beach bum and, along with his apostles, the twelve hipsters, would often rock up at the local beach in his convertible chariot to catch a break or two. In fact, the church has recently uncovered a hitherto unknown passage from the scriptures which reads:
An Lo! The lord did see the surf and deem it to be bitchin' and did catch the first nug, announcing to all that it was gnarly and to behold his rooster tail.
In other news, don't you just love it when you're out with your camera and have the sudden realisation that your battery is on the verge of dying like a dying thing about to die and your spare is at home. I may have stamped my foot.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@nanderson Thanks very much indeed :) @kwind Thank you kindly - it was excessively windy today @northy It does indeed...and thanks. I did have strong words with said battery
@deliad Thank you kindly :) @colleenbrown88 Thank you very much indeed @craazyal Thanks very much, he just happened to be there @newbank Given that I keep forgetting it, I have no idea either @rachelwithey That sound legit to me... @gigiflower Some fictional sky fairy I think...
this is very cool - but the words are cooler even - or even cooler - whichever way your brain interprets - mine does both @gigiflower don't you pretend anything about Jesus when you quote we wll get into trouble from him all the time - phhttttt - pretender you are hahahaha
@graemestevens in othe -r news I drove all the way to the zoo and realised I didn't get my battery from the charger - drove home to get it - it was a good excuse to waste time before the zoo opened and play my music and groove on - it was about an 8o minute round trip - I was afraid it would be the day when something cool happened and I would miss it - can't remember if it was - know you don't really care about all this but I started typing and couldn't stop - is that keyboard diarrhea? Oh shit hahahahahahahahahaha
@annied@graemestevens You have an impeccable memory Ms Annie however it is flawed. I have only every mentioned "Baby Jesus". Is Jesus the father of Baby Jesus?
@annied You are a twat, but of course I care - so pleased to know that I'm not the only one that makes momentous cock ups...oh, and thank you nice lady type person :)
@tonygig Thank you very much :) @gigiflower@annied If you two are going to have a theological debate please take it elsewhere. My page is likely to go up in flames if it gets too serious.
@gigiflower I never cry. Ever. @annied Yes you are, and you should be proud. It's very fetching you know. @annied@gigiflower I believe that Jesus was a Mexican immigrant who got work in a fish processing plant before being fired for drinking wine on the job and was subsequently deported for being an illegal alien. Phil Collins later wrote a song of the same name and performed it with Genesis and should have been deported for that too.
@gigiflower I loved the 80's - not necessarily that song @graemestevens I don't feel fetching - maybe soon I will - but I am glad being a twat is acceptable here - and don't listen to Miss Sam - you are man enough without crying - the corset helps of course
@ceilidh It was in serious trouble... @andy3168 Thank you very much :) @photomike No...it was just a joke as this surfer looked like I imagine Jesus would, with his beard and long hair. @swillinbillyflynn I think he was a bit preoccupied with hi surfing to be performing minor miracles. Or he's not real. One of the two ;) @gigiflower@annied I can do lots of things with those "things" you're not allowed to mention. As for my LEGS, you know that you secretly want to run your fingers through their lush verdantly....do some plaits...
Awesome bottom turn. I didn't know that about Jesus. At least if he fell off his board he could just walk over to it me pick it up. I do imagine that walking out to the back of the lineup would be easier than paddling and duck diving under waves.
Oh and that flat battery thing has happened to me too. But I didn't stomp my feet. I held my breath.
@karlow75 It isn't very well known, but you're right...I do actually have a shot of one of the apostles walking on water (and not very well) which I may post later...
Fantastic action you have caught there what with the spray and all ... no idea if his action is any good, mind you. maybe if he drowned immediately after this shot he might have become a cult leader too and you might have written the first book of the apostates ... something not right there but I'm not sure what! I'll fav it in case it comes to anything! Fav!
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@lifepause Oops...how rude of me ;)
@kwind Thank you kindly - it was excessively windy today
@northy It does indeed...and thanks. I did have strong words with said battery
@darylo Lucky you!
@hermann Absolutely.
@colleenbrown88 Thank you very much indeed
@craazyal Thanks very much, he just happened to be there
@newbank Given that I keep forgetting it, I have no idea either
@rachelwithey That sound legit to me...
@gigiflower Some fictional sky fairy I think...
@gigiflower don't you pretend anything about Jesus when you quote we wll get into trouble from him all the time - phhttttt - pretender you are hahahaha
@gigiflower @annied If you two are going to have a theological debate please take it elsewhere. My page is likely to go up in flames if it gets too serious.
@gigiflower baby not baby - still Jesus - and Graeme I am elsewhere - typed this from the kitchen
@annied Yes you are, and you should be proud. It's very fetching you know.
@annied @gigiflower I believe that Jesus was a Mexican immigrant who got work in a fish processing plant before being fired for drinking wine on the job and was subsequently deported for being an illegal alien. Phil Collins later wrote a song of the same name and performed it with Genesis and should have been deported for that too.
@graemestevens @annied HAHAHA I so hated that song. Early eighties. So very wrong.
@graemestevens I don't feel fetching - maybe soon I will - but I am glad being a twat is acceptable here - and don't listen to Miss Sam - you are man enough without crying - the corset helps of course
I quite often catch the Big J on Fistral beach in Newquay as it happens. :)
@andy3168 Thank you very much :)
@photomike No...it was just a joke as this surfer looked like I imagine Jesus would, with his beard and long hair.
@swillinbillyflynn I think he was a bit preoccupied with hi surfing to be performing minor miracles. Or he's not real. One of the two ;)
@gigiflower @annied I can do lots of things with those "things" you're not allowed to mention. As for my LEGS, you know that you secretly want to run your fingers through their lush verdantly....do some plaits...
Oh and that flat battery thing has happened to me too. But I didn't stomp my feet. I held my breath.