Or I'll be sending you to Davy Jones's locker!
How could anybody resist choosing the lone pirate in this box of Krispie Kreme doughnuts? We had an early meeting and one of the speakers brought the refreshments. The trouble with doughnuts, IMHO, is that one of these fried treats is really never enough. My solution is not to get started. So in the long run, taking the pirate's picture was better than eating him.