Secret Agent Woman by alophoto

Secret Agent Woman

Just one more for Vicki as she suggested a tighter crop (and I went to b&w for more mystery and drama).

Good disguise, eh?

Here is a funny joke about a blonde in disguise. Guess I have it backwards here, but...:

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" she asks.
The shepherd agrees. She blurts out, "352!"
The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd. "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

Telling more jokes in costume at Mad Hatters today: @madhatters

Color version that is a little farther out can be seen here: http://365project.org/amandal/365-year-2/2014-12-05
@summerfield Here is a tighter crop. Was there an edit you preferred?
December 4th, 2014  
Awesome b&w selfie
December 4th, 2014  
@amandal - yes, closer up. doesn't look like you. so different. so spy-ish! i can zoom in from my tablet.
December 4th, 2014  
@summerfield Color or b&w better here? B&W is more spy me thinks. So not like me. Love that! ANd thanks!!!
December 4th, 2014  
i love both!
December 4th, 2014  
I like this one the best - totally awesome :)
December 4th, 2014  
@summerfield @vega Thanks so much, ladies!!!
December 4th, 2014  
It looks nothing like you so the disguise is working. I love this version. Fav
December 4th, 2014  
Blond really suits you 😄
December 4th, 2014  
@roseolivia Aw, thank you!!! I told blond jokes at Mad Hatters today. Do you know those types of jokes or do you have a different version where you are?

@dh Thank you very much!!:)))
December 4th, 2014  
I actually prefer the original; it looks more candid than the cropped version, which has something if a 'studio' look about it. I think I would have liked to see the first one in b&w. Well done anyway, for both of them, we only learn by trying.
December 4th, 2014  
@wordpixman It's funny how different opinions are. I am married to an I only like color photos man. I often like b&w for the drama. I had a more sassy version that was mostly b&w with some red that I loved. I did a facebook poll and got so many differing opinions, but color won by a slight margin. Most of the people who responded were photographers, too. And today the b&w wins thus far on 365. Oh well. Win some you lose some.
December 4th, 2014  
This is my favorite...well suited to b&w...great composition...sassy and sexy as always :)...fav
December 4th, 2014  
Oh Amanda L! Loving you as a blonde. Great choice of B&W, posing and composition. Fav.
December 4th, 2014  
This says "spy" to me- the other (color) says Marilyn Monroe in the Seven Year Itch! They're both fun and well done! And I think the color vs. b/w question is quite similar to the Canon vs. Nikon preference question- it all boils down to personal taste!
December 4th, 2014  
It's a great look. You could totally pull it off. I challenge you to go out to town in your disguise, just for a laugh...
December 4th, 2014  
@kiwichick I'm gonna do it...we'll see if I wait til Spring. It would be fun and a neat experiment.
December 4th, 2014  
awesome so unlike you; much more like a secret agent.
December 4th, 2014  
Great shot Amanda, the crop works really well and the blond wig looks amazing on you!
December 4th, 2014  
Ahh, the new leading lady for Spectre, the new James Bond! A great disguise.
December 4th, 2014  
Jo
The crop and B&W work really well, fab shot and disguise, trust you to have a blond wig tucked away!
December 4th, 2014  
I really like this one! Great shot!
December 4th, 2014  
Liking the Marilyn look!
December 4th, 2014  
@amandal Yay good for you. I bet you'll have a laugh :)
December 4th, 2014  
Ooh!! La la!! Amanda, a woman of mystery!! Fav!! 😃
December 4th, 2014  
Like the colour one better! Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
December 4th, 2014  
@maggiemae Good one!!
December 4th, 2014  
Meg
I like this crop with black and white best! or the color that you posted to madhatters! For some reason the song black magic woman popped in my head... I don't even know why.
December 4th, 2014  
THis one is a bit more "noir"...but I prefer the color larger crop,
December 4th, 2014  
Like both this and it's colour version.
December 4th, 2014  
Secret Agent Ma'am!

Cool disguise. I thought you had snagged yourself a model, until I read that it's actually you.
December 4th, 2014  
@pasadenarose Nah, just me. Sometimes I don't recognize myself in my photos. Thanks, lady!!!
December 4th, 2014  
Really cool disguise!!
December 4th, 2014  
Awesome in black and white, love the disguise.
December 5th, 2014  
Cool shot! Funny joke!
December 5th, 2014  
Brilliant portrait, love the joke
December 5th, 2014  
very mysterious!
December 5th, 2014  
I love your pose, the use of black and white plus, the composition! I've just been having a brain drain when it comes to Mad Hatters themes (and I love Mad Hatters)! Being a blonde--why didn't I think of blonde jokes??!! Great shot, Amanda!
December 5th, 2014  
Love this, you are a starlet
December 5th, 2014  
I like the tighter crop and the mono processing - both this and the original are excellent shots.
December 5th, 2014  
Looked at all three in the series and I think I land on this one as a favorite although the others have their own strengths & message. The joke is great! :)
December 5th, 2014  
This is fab, very glam
December 5th, 2014  
oh wow! fab and glam were the two words that immediately came to mind, but i see Rachel has already snagged them ;p so i'll just go with fav :)
December 5th, 2014  
I just posted another joke, I wish I would have had that one to share when you needed one.
December 6th, 2014  
Very funny joke!! Love it! You look just as wonderful in B&W!
December 18th, 2014  
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