Pop Maccies for a spot of lunch we thought, be fun we thought... 😐 the first bottle of water they gave me was split and proceeded to soak the cup holder and fall through... Next thing I'm sitting cramped in between Joe in his carseat & Lysh eating her nuggies & fries... 🍟 I'm trying to feed Joe fries with one hand whilst he's still half asleep and mardy meaning he is thoroughly disinterested, and trying eat my Sweet Chilli Wrap with the other hand... but it's falling apart and a piece of chilli sauce covered cucumber has bounced in one of the McFlurries and then fallen between my legs, and I have no free hand to retrieve it... 🥒😫 I've got a cup holder balanced precariously on my knees with two McFlurries, a Lotus Frappe, and a bottle of water in it... 😬 Lysh has rushed to get her McFlurry unbalancing the cup holder which is threatening to fall off my knee into the footwell, makes a change from her shoving the seatbelt in my arse whilst trying to plug it in... 😳 Now Lance is about to pull off! I am like can everyone just slow the fuck down for a minute and let me get my bearings - I don't have my seatbelt on, I've got a Happy Meal Box in one hand, I am about to drop food and drinks all over myself and this car! 💁🏼♂️ Lysh is now grabbing at her Biscoff Frappe... take it! Take the fucking frappe!! For the love of God, can I please just eat my food without this drama!! Oh, and we're already late for our session at InflataNation loool fuck my life! 🥴😂
At InflataNation and a pair of little scrubs, look like 15-years old or something, in the ball pit are recording videos or lives 🤳🏼 Me & Lysh are jumping around, and I spot one of them turn the camera toward Lysh, then turn it back to herself and pull a judgy face... 😒 so I call her out and say yeah we're having fun, using the ballpit for what it's designed for and she gets all defensive acting like she doesn't know what I'm on about, so I call her straight out on it and say I've just seen you point the camera at my daughter followed by a dirty look! She looks awkwardly at her friend and then just carries on making videos sheepishly 🤣 Don't like it, go make videos elsewhere for your 7 followers! "Is it me? Am I the drama? I don't think I'm the drama. Maybe I am."
Sammie has bought Joe a kids slush in a fancy palm tree cup, and he's refused have it & now he's drinking the regular slush and Sammie looks like a big kid 😂😝
[Playing ROLLERDROME]
This game continues to keep me fully engaged and immersed. The feeling of synchronised pandemonium, delectable chaos, a symphony of carnage! I'm over here in poetic slow motion, flying majestically through the air halfway through pulling off a flawless 1080° Coffin Grab, whilst casually firing a multitude of perfectly aimed headshots like I'm in VATS off Fallout, unleashing entire clips that scream across the arena in all directions, taking down several enemies before I drop smoothly back into the halfpipe and catapult out at regular speed, just in time to see bodies drop all around me. Satisfying AF!
