Stood in the shower lathering up, when a fucking wasp flies in the window and beelines straight for me! 😧😱 Needing to fight off a wasp whilst starko bollocko was not something that ever crossed my mind! 🐝🤛🏼
Well I'm pretty much packed (on paper) - just need buy a couple bits and pieces before we go. Wish I could say the same for Bug! 💁🏼♂️ Instead, I get the distinct impression she intends to take 4x outfit changes a day along with an entire hotel room's worth of accessories and toiletries 🙃 but furthermore, she's spent the afternoon watching Gravity Falls, eat ice pops, and playing Roblox instead of doing what I'd asked - which is figuring out what stuff she is missing so we can go buy it... She's already had her Mum pop across earlier to drop off some clothes she'd forgot to bring with her 😅 and as it stands, idk what she is missing and still needs to go shopping for, and neither does she! 🤷🏼♂️🤣
Ugh, I feel disgusting. I've just ordered off Uber Eats 🤮 Swore I'd never order off them again after the last time when they fucked the order on Lysh's birthday and then refused to refund me or offer any compensation. Bug requested "Smash on Trent" for tea, and they only do deliver via Uber, and Lysh won't walk down to get it in person! Fucking Chocolate Nachos, what?! 😅🍔🍟
Oh lord. One of Lysh's mates who recently turned 11yrs old has has her tongue pierced whilst on holiday with her Mum. She was also apparently allowed to get drunk, like, proper hammered. I voiced my opinion that it's wild, and Lysh subsequently went in one, because I'm "picking on her friend". I tried to clarify that I'm actually passing judgement on her Mum for allowing it, and apparently that's even worse! 💁🏼♂️🙃
I turned the kitchen light off because we're going bed and now Lysh has stormed off to her room in a strop, hasn't even said goodnight 🤷🏼♂️ apparently I'm "super annoying" because "you know I can't get off the sofa without looking into the kitchen and getting scared" 🙄 literally made me turn the light back on whilst she stood up 😂🙃
