That is hillarious. I totally thought baseball when I say this. I had to look a second time to notice that it was a tennis ball you used. Your bat wouldn't last long in the game, it would be drank before the game even got started. I suspect the rug is quite clean compared to a dugout at the game. I didn't realize that baseball was only played over here...somehow I thought it was a universal sport (I have to say it is pretty boring, unless you are actually playing...not much of a spectator sport).
