"You know your necklace. that you left in the bathroom?
Well I hung it on your door.
I think it used to belong to Queen Cleopatra, you know from the Egyptian times.
I think you went back in time and stole if from her.
I read the Ancient Egyptian Newspaper which says 'Ancient Egyptian Robbery!' about the robbery in Queen Cleopatras Palace
It was very was very beautiful, so it must have been very expensive"
Actually, Honey, its just some cheap Avon bling thing, which I bought when it was reduced, making it an even cheaper Avon bling thing!!! It's value comes firstly in that I like it, and secondly it looks good with almost anything!
And to think that they said my daughter wouldn't have any imagination! This was the speech that woke me up this morning. She supervised the writing of it, and corrected any errors I made :)
