I hate umbrellas. Detest them. At 6ft 1 I appear to be at the optimum height to have my eye taken out by an umbrella toting person who is trying to read their text messages whilst lighting a cigarette ...
In fact ... when I'm Emperor, Umbrellas will be banned. You have been warned.
The only good thing about umbrellas is when you can process a photo with Snapseed and Big Lens, taken on an iPhone5 using Awesome Camera of someone who is obviously afraid of melting so feels the need to use an umbrella a small family can shelter under.
I love the reflection and pop of the yellow. Cool apps. I wonder if they're available for Android...