A few weeks ago Ashley and I saw a cartoon about a little fellow named Cheese who loves "chocolate milk." However, since he's lactose intolerant, what he thinks is chocolate milk is actually a juicebox. Ashley, being lactose intolerant, has latched onto Cheese as his personal mascot. This led to a bit of a fight, when he told me that chocolate milk was on sale at Target (I happen to love chocolate milk, the REAL chocolate milk that is), but he was actually talking about juiceboxes. I had to put my foot down on this one. Chocolate milk is chocolate milk, juiceboxes are juiceboxes, and never the twain shall meet.
